Andy Shafer

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@mandarollll @CuteEmergency i want a litter of those

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@CLARKMM @pommytalmer @Molinsmolins @Eli_Aubihl oh, hey guys.

[Andy Shafer @agshafer]

@randy_doyle good decisions outweighed bad decisions by about 5%. Luck overall about 95%

[knockoff property brother @pommytalmer]

#SwagDeep

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Last time Miami won a football game was when @nicklovelace21 and I stormed the field after our "huge" upset against OU. We were freshman...

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@tjbelieu10 what now?

[Andy Shafer @agshafer]

9 months ago we were complaining about writing a 25 page paper. Today we embark on a journey of a lifetime @hfickk #insightful #foreigners

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@alliestuck13 its just so fitting 😁

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@alliestuck13 this tweet just screams freshman

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Regretting this decision to eat the cousin to the hottest pepper in the world....😱🔥

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@tjbelieu10 you should probably start packing

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@kenton_levay *than

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Mom: "Are you kidding me?! You guys look like a bunch of 9 year olds!" Way to go reds, even my mom hates you guys

[Andy Shafer @agshafer]

Currently the only person under age 65 in my new doctors office, dude next to me is asleep. I hate growing up #wheresthelollipops

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@kenton_levay the only man to t-bone a train and walk away from it, and grow one helluva beard

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@coleworld00 @kenton_levay @hfickk @tjbelieu10 we tried but all he ever does is talk about himself

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@kenton_levay @coleworld00 @hfickk @tjbelieu10 k.

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@kenton_levay @coleworld00 @hfickk @tjbelieu10 i cant hear you over your screaming pride and ignorance

[Andy Shafer @agshafer]

@kenton_levay @coleworld00 @hfickk @tjbelieu10 a baseball compared to a ball filled with air is a little different...you're just a ()

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@kenton_levay @coleworld00 @hfickk @tjbelieu10 oh sorry my bump wasnt impeccable.At least i wasn't avoiding the ball like a 7 year old girl.