Matty

Part-time paranormal investigator; full-time nuisance

[Vargskelethor 叔父スケルトン @joel_vinesauce]

Found an old picture of 2010 joel, first year of streaming. Look at this stupid fucking anime looking hair.

[Matty @agtmothman]

"@callmetaurus: This is what I spend my time doing at work okay dont judge me. (Whispers to @agtmothman) https://t.co/WXd3t0pd5M" SWEETIE

[Arin Hanson @egoraptor]

TFW you just want to do yoga but everything is on fire unfortunately

[Matty @agtmothman]

Im a comp sci major whos locked out of the network ╮(╯▽╰)╭

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

a cool thing to do is to run up to a dude you don't know and scream HEY DAVE HOWS IT GOING DID YOUR DICK MEDS EVER CURE THAT DICK PROBLEM

[Vargskelethor 叔父スケルトン @joel_vinesauce]

༼(∩ ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡ ͡°)༽⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ

[Matty @agtmothman]

@whorleen next time call me and i'll hit you like a clown with banana cream pie

[Lisan al-Gains @puppy_eggs]

you want onion and sauce with that mate?

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

#buttsex is 🅰🆗

[Matty @agtmothman]

All Star is playing in this café. I can't escape the Shrek. https://t.co/l4PRE3I2Sg

[Matty @agtmothman]

@whorleen its like they just want that shit on their actual eyeballs (fun fact i mispelled it as dyeballs but fixed it - seems appropriate)

[Yanny ⎕ | Seeing Djame Impala @laurelsnotyanny]

Me after #RvB13 @RoosterTeeth @MilesLuna24

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

things are getting pretty penis-y over here...

[Matty @agtmothman]

Fun fact: tequila is the only alcohol which is not a depressant. Drink responsibly. #meetWhiskey… https://t.co/O5pheKXVVS

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[Matty @agtmothman]

@IndiaFVK im having war flashbacks to grade 7

[Matty @agtmothman]

@IndiaFVK but all he ever wanted was to see you smiling

[Matty @agtmothman]

@IndiaFVK D-D-D-DoTA!

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Death penalty is rough but y'all ever had heartburn?

[lmao @aayylmao]

pls do not fuck wit me if you got weak ass yugioh cards