gü 💔

I will not be a violent dog. I will not bite.

[gü 💔 @agueatworld]

last night I drunk cried over my cat not speaking English

[Helly R Shady Facts @milfatron3000]

Yes it’s the best show on television right now

[gü 💔 @agueatworld]

i am braver than a us marine for somehow not giving in despite how fucking badly i want it. all day every day i crave 😭

[gü 💔 @agueatworld]

no but like fr what’s up w the cigarette cravings? i refuse to give in but man oh man it’s bad.

[𓇼rach𓇼 leviticuspilled @dsbuckleys]

this never fails to make me laugh

[liz 💋 (NOT THE STALKER OR AUSTRALIAN) @kittyheartfelt]

goodbye 😭 goodbye😭 goodbye😭 you were bigger than the whole sky😭

[gü 💔 @agueatworld]

pillion is now on hbo everyone go watch it

[gü 💔 @agueatworld]

@drivemyf14 we even tried to get him to join us even tho we were cheering for different teams and he legit said “i don’t need new friends” and eventually left bc we were too much. we weren’t doing anything beyond cheering when they scored. it was pathetic tbh.

[gü 💔 @agueatworld]

ppl really don’t know how to have fun anymore. last night at the bar some spurs fan tried to silence us for having fun cheering for the knicks. like sorry we like to have fun and cheer while watching sports??? stay home if you don’t want to be part of the village.

[gü 💔 @agueatworld]

4 months later and turns out it was ocd all along lmfao

[gü 💔 @agueatworld]

what mental illness is it when you watch the same tv show for two months straight?

[gü 💔 @agueatworld]

no but like fr what’s up w the cigarette cravings? i refuse to give in but man oh man it’s bad.

[gü 💔 @agueatworld]

@meridiansour it makes me sad that ppl will put themselves into debt so that they own it instead of holding out to see if maybe they’d lower the price. esp for a piece of clothing that is mostly polyester

[gü 💔 @agueatworld]

ngl i’m so dm pilled i love loustat but im ready for these freaks

[lucie 🦇 @crptw1tch]

ppl actually expect seeing daniel domming armand. this daniel?

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

Women when their 20 bedside cans get knocked over: my cans!

[Shō @lucxzxe]

"fuck it we ball" I say as I almost vomit from anxiety

[loren @hudderall]

me, so drunk i cant stand straight: "can yuo put that out on me"

[gü 💔 @agueatworld]

something happened last weekend i can’t explain it it’s rearranged my brain chemistry

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i know a super hot shower is bad for your skin and hair but being boiled alive is important for my mental health

[gü 💔 @agueatworld]

@meridiansour yes it is

[gü 💔 @agueatworld]

i can’t stop thinking about this salad i had in nyc