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[fitzy ✌🏼 @fitzlikesboys]

just gained awareness of this photo

[jimmy, how strange it is to be anything at all @tuffluffjimmy]

Nothing quite like the rush of telling someone there’s no military discount and then not thanking them for their service

[ً @cfwmx]

bitch if you gone be anything in life be fr

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

Protesters in Mexico set fire to the Israeli Embassy.

[i. @Pacino13__]

smoking on that shit that made sabado #GIGANTE

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

ICE is raping girls in concentration camps. Report confirmed girls tested positive for pregnancy, and no one is talking about this!

RAPE is internationally recognized as a method of GENOCIDE and a crime against HUMANITY.

[clover 🩷 @gayjaehee]

i’m glad i was not born with a dick because i would hate the feeling of something between my legs constantly, especially because it would be so massive :/

[໊ @laceiie]

any woman who eats mens butt is not my sister sorry but you’re alone on this one

[KRÄN @kiLLArthur1]

Get rid of those too…

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

yeah.. *flicks cigarette* i knew the muffin man

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

Este abuelo japonés intentó organizar dos veces una sesión de fotos con sus gatos en un campo de girasoles, pero en ambas ocasiones algo salió mal 😭

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

im going to bite all the wires in the data center

[Jake 🇬🇧 @jakonian]

I'm fascinated with this genre of image that appears to be taking over America, but mainly just Mamdani.

[Wrynnsito @Wrynnsito1]

“Healthcare is NOT a Hum-“

[FactPost @factpostnews]

An otter has been spotted in the Bronx River for the first time in over 100 years.

[raspy & depressed @killahBEENbee]

why won’t y’all just stop having kids? 😭😭😭😭😭😭 y’all don’t want to talk to them, read with them, listen to them, play with them, or even BATHE them. parenthood is not by force

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

Why do y’all act like ending up as a 40 year old single cat lady is the worst case scenario??? My worst nightmare scenario is ending up as an undervalued mother and house wife to an incompetent man.

[ale @alehasrotten]

you fucked 5 bitches tryna piss me off now look at you taking antibiotics hoe

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Miffy stuns alongside Vermeer's 'Girl with a Pearl Earring' at the Nakanoshima Museum of Art in Osaka.