Kim Jordan

Furniture maker in London.

[Kim Jordan @aguycalledkim]

Duck birthday cake https://t.co/ZIoZ24fK6d

[Kim Jordan @aguycalledkim]

@VoteTrueAndFair I applaud your mission but I reckon you should have come to me for your branding 🤣 I made these the day after the referendum…

[Kim Jordan @aguycalledkim]

@sainsburys Hi, trying to place a grocery order on website. Won’t let me checkout, won’t let me apply coupons, comes up with error messages when trying to select a delivery slot. Worried I’m going to have to do the whole shop again 😩.

[Kim Jordan @aguycalledkim]

@emmahaslett My emotions were “moderately giddy” followed by “predictably disappointed”

[Kim Jordan @aguycalledkim]

@virginmedia Thanks. I can see why your prices might rise by inflation (to cover increasing costs) but to add 3.9% to RPI just further increases inflation as I’m sure your services are recorded within the basket of goods used to calculate CPI/RPI. If everyone did the same where would it stop?

[Kim Jordan @aguycalledkim]

@MartinSLewis can you explain how @virginmedia and the likes justify annual increases of 3.9% above RPI? Surely their costs are going up roughly by RPI or CPI?

[Kim Jordan @aguycalledkim]

@elonmusk Well that goat vellum / parchment is ruined… let me know if you need a new bedside table. I’ll throw in a free set of coasters.

[Kim Jordan @aguycalledkim]

@richardosman Sidecar

[Kim Jordan @aguycalledkim]

@emmahaslett The other bit I like is when you realise you haven’t paid the dart charge because the kids were screaming and now you just have to wait for the inevitable letter…

[Kim Jordan @aguycalledkim]

@BrittanyFerries - is the overnight ferry from Portsmouth to St Malo running late? Or will we complete boarding in under 30 minutes? Just need to know as have kids to put to bed. Thanks

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Some chilling A-level messaging here by Ukraine.

[Kim Jordan @aguycalledkim]

@maryannehobbs I love this track. It’s on a great playlist called “balcony wine nights” and will always remind me of drinking wine on my balcony in Paris! https://t.co/eTM7m5iK78

[Kim Jordan @aguycalledkim]

The “éventail” TV Cabinet.

A new commission for an existing client, this TV cabinet is in oak with three sliding doors in chocolate-coloured straw marquetry.
Each of the 1944 pieces of straw is individually cut and glued by hand.

#madeinlondon #designermaker

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@emmahaslett Wee in a tray, freeze it, slide it under their door.

[Kim Jordan @aguycalledkim]

@EmilyP_FCO Please send a large cheque to my home address and I’ll be in touch with the next steps. Otherwise just look at https://t.co/swvvTeKmSv in the meantime

[Kim Jordan @aguycalledkim]

Stockpile in style.

[Kim Jordan @aguycalledkim]

@denialvibes I seem to be the only person who thought the TVR Speed 12 deserved a spot in the top 10...

[Kim Jordan @aguycalledkim]

@flybe Great news. Thanks very much!

[Kim Jordan @aguycalledkim]

@flybe Hello, I'm travelling with my 18 month old in a few weeks. Your site says I'm allowed to take a pushchair and car seat free of charge. Will a walking rucksack (73cm (l) x 38 (w) x 43 (d)) be OK instead of a car seat? It's lighter! Thanks

[Kim Jordan @aguycalledkim]

A pair of bedside cabinets for the avid reader. Straw marquetry, brass and Dibetou. Let me know your thoughts.