A zombie & horror movie enthusiast, couch-potato, lover of coffee, heterosexually challenged, & all around good guy. I occasionally write a funny tweet or two.
There are gonna be a lot of 10 and 12 year olds going to school tomorrow singing "I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into making love, so come give me a hug" and I'm not sure the teachers who were around when that song first came out are ready for that.
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@WillowPillQueen When you said that you had been dealing with kidney issues your whole life, it hit home. I was diagnosed w/kidney failure when I was 17 & at 34, have been through 2 transplants, 5yrs of dialysis & am currently working on getting on the list again. You're strong AF!
Gotta show my excitement for this @DollyParton prayer candle my boyfriend got me for Christmas π The quote says "If I hadn't been a woman, I'd be a drag queen for sure."
@Belindashort@KelloggsUS These were my nephew's. To say he was disappointed was an understatement π I like off brand better anyway cause there's usually more filling!