Andy Buckley

[Andy Buckley @ahabscomedy]

@scrowder I don't understand?? Is it they can't read or they don't read? I'd believe either just curious how they talk about a bill they have no understanding of.

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@SpikeInkMaster #inkanthony respect for using the most of your canvas. Also dragon looks amazing

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Ufc 196 holy shit Tate. Holy shit Diaz

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Jaret leto In suicide squad kinda looks like Pete Holmes with muscular distrophy

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Ben vs Bag as exciting as a bag of bens...the bread #UFC192

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Was kinda hoping for a more competitive title fight. That was a blow out. Not even close #UFC191

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During DJ's intro he did the lawn mower dance #UFC191

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Hmmmm 30-27...I dunno thought mir was gonna get a split. #UFC191

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My hairlines like maple leafs fans an its the 3rd period an there down by 7 an everyone's heading for the exits early

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Damn 12 gage relentless pace where you keeping the gas tank in that tiny frame. Loving the tenacity at 115 #UFC191

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Watching a kids fashion show is like watching eating disorders in the making

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in the subway drive-thru no cash paying with debit and the little machine said out of paper...how did it know?

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Watchin ufc 187 arlovski vs brown holy shit!!!

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She lets go of the reigns and says if it heads towards the road just stop it...how exactly does one stop a horse? take the body?

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What if jesus actually looked like kevin bacon And subconsciously thats why we all love kevin bacon

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Aparently I missed it... when did the human baby replace the tiny dog in the purse # too many babies

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My dishwasher is like a brothel in Amsterdam. no matter how clean something is when it goes in, it always comes out a little dirty

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Why are waitresses so impatient you can't even spell waitress without the word wait you're not a wait less

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conjoined twins confuse me,,,when they're born do you call them babies...or baby cause technically its one thing...just me?

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Ahabs Comedy (Andys half assed bullshit) comedy there i finally got a twitter account if i i think its funny it'll end up here