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babies bodies look sort of like chickens and I’m a huge fried chicken fan

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some teenager swung his backpack at me while I was doing the worm down mainstreet so I grabbed the bag, stuffed the teen inside and put it on my back but it’s honestly not that much fun to do the worm now he’s heavy and he’s making tasteless jokes

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god I hate music, well everything except garbage can music . That guy @CHIRPENDALE makes ok garbage can music. I don’t make any music at all. Except maybe farting and whistling simultaneously which is my mutant power. My X-people power

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I've been dressed up as a bloated dead body in this canal for like 4 months I'm starting to believe I really am a, a, is that a rat? Gross

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I'm always on the lookout for a baby in a dumpster. they're cuter than kittens, for a while

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a successful clothing shopping day is peeing in your pants and then secretly switching the wet pants out for new dry ones

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I found your wallet on the ground near your back door. I really appreciate you leaving it there for me cause I'm really broke

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you don't have to miss me cause I'm still right here @spideretc

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fucking "no pants no service" bullshit. I had pants, IN MY HAND, and they kicked me out! Sign didn't say I had to wear them!

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if we all hold hands and pee together we can make this white Christmas into a yellow Christmas

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I got snow problems tonight. snow problems at all

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just minding my own business over here

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I lost my running shoes! I think they ran away!

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so happy to find a minute to tweet!

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already excited about all the feedback we've been getting! This is gonna be a wild ride!

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hey everybody really psyched to be on Twitter! Gonna do some great work!