Andrew Halter

Stand-up Comic, Blogger, Joke-Writer, college-educated philosopher

[Andrew Halter @ahalter10]

it finally happened, Trump got tired of winning #byeMitch #georgia

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#CNN is way scarier then #Shudder

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In honor of its return to #Netflix, here's my review of #OberveandReport which is an awesome movie everyone should watch tonight because they can. https://t.co/2nHqyFU0S7 #sethrogan #annafaris #pattonoswalt #michaelpena #ratliotta

[Andrew Halter @ahalter10]

Here's my newest Zen Comedy blog entry, it's about the sadness of the human condition, also jokes #standup #comedy https://t.co/4CpgdFvNAZ

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I want to start an interior design supply megastore and i want to call it "It's Curtains for You!"

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Theses days I feel like I'm in a political satire graphic novel, and prediction: at the end everyone dies #KanyesPresidentialPlatform #KanyeWest #trump #WhiteHouse

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All this news about Paul Manafort makes me really wish I wrote for MAD Magazine, because Paul Manafart writes itself #MADmagazine #PaulManafort

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How do you say "I love kittens" in sign language?, RIP Koko https://t.co/kx86S9ENXN
#RIPKoko #kokothegorilla

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Stephen Miller looks like a demon's Human Suit #StephenMiller #demon #TrumpAdministration

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What I like most about the #olympics is that sometimes the athletes just pass out

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Penguins always look like they're hurrying to the bathroom #penguins

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Started watching #Mindhunter and man, every time you think you've seen too manny white nerd heroes, another one comes along #jonathangroff

[Adam Burke @atpburke]

Can't wait to learn the make & manufacturers of weapons used by LV shooter so those companies can explain why civilians need machine guns.

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Performing at @laughfactory_chi at 10 pm, come by, it will be fun

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I saw on the news "Murder Suspects Arrested" and I was like #duh

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Here's my review of John Wick 2: "A significant step forward in the evolution of American action cinema"
https://t.co/vs9MD8UE7s

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It's weird to want to give your president a time out, because he is an overgrown spoiled little rich brat #presidentbaby

[Fantastic Dan @DanTheDrees]

"Director Comey, on the doll, point to where the president asked for loyalty" #ComeyStatement

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Watched the modern western "In the Valley of Violence" this weekend and would highly recommend it, here's my review:
https://t.co/JdHE02rtML

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I'm very excited to face Nate Simmons today at BEEF!: https://t.co/PIkyyJp6Xu come on out to At North: https://t.co/NMaHAXz0CQ