We have seen an early preview of tomorrow’s AP poll. Some highlights:
#2 Alabama
#3 Oklahoma
#8 Iowa
#11 Kansas
#17 Wisconsin
#18 Penn State
#21 Texas
#25 Montana
Per sources: Gus Johnson and Aqib Talib are going to team up this year for some NFL games on Fox. It won't be a full season of games but weeks Fox has an extra game. That's going to be a fun listen IMO.
Capri Sun CEO: what bottle shape should we use for our fruit punch?
Marketing Rep: We could do tall bottles. Or short bottles.
Mark: Or a little fucking bag.
CEO: Mark... Are you ok?
Mark: We can put our fruit punch in a little fucking bag.
“History is a merciless judge. Unclothes our blunders and missteps. You’ll find ‘I quit’ in the word iniquity. Nah nah. Not this gaucho. Amnesty is found on the highway forward. Saddle up that steel caballo. Ensure the ignition and your cognition fiesta as one.”