Rahul Kumar

A faceless wanderer in the crowd 🌌

[Rahul Kumar @ahamrahula]

We’re not beating drums, my friend, everyone knows. Now you do the math: one is the 4th largest economy on the planet, the other is a regular customer at the IMF relief counter every month. The difference? Haan Light years wali baat pe negotiate karne ke liye main taiyar hoon. Isko kuch kam kar lenge.

[Rahul Kumar @ahamrahula]

@sft_GB @smitaprakash Behold the height of shamelessnes - begging for survival, yet the issue is that the other person used ChatGPT to write something. Haha. Oh yes, I even checked the grammar with Grammarly. Now go and write your loan application—the 25th one—otherwise, aata kahan se aayega.

[Rahul Kumar @ahamrahula]

@sft_GB @smitaprakash Oh the audacity! A country living off global handouts, proudly collecting 24 IMF bailout packages like they’re medals — and yet its people strut around dripping with confidence. Where does it come from? Must be that thriving donkey-export business to China.

[Rahul Kumar @ahamrahula]

India's media has portrayed the India-Pakistan conflict with deeply flawed posturing.
Right from the beginning, they got the very definition of success wrong. What was success for us? Success was eliminating key terrorists: those involved in Daniel Pearl’s murder, members of Masood Azhar’s family, Hafiz Saeed’s brother, and other notorious figures. That should have been the narrative from day one — that we successfully targeted and neutralized major terrorists. That was our real objective and, by all measures, our strategic success.

But instead, our media jumped straight to fantasizing about capturing Islamabad. “We shot this down, we destroyed that, we downed several aircraft” — the media became obsessed with combat theatrics. The point was never about how many planes were lost or the scale of combat damage. The real issue was: What mattered to us? And did we achieve it?

When the US hunted Osama bin Laden, they even blew up their own helicopter in Pakistan to prevent their tech from being compromised — because killing Osama was the mission. No one cared how many assets were lost or how much money was spent. It wasn’t a competition of “who lost more.”

Had our media framed the narrative around the assassination of these high-value terrorists and celebrated that as our success, it would have rattled Pakistan differently. If Pakistani viewers saw that we weren’t even bothered by plane crashes, but instead were rejoicing the deaths of their most-wanted terrorists, it would have shaken them far more. And that’s undeniable — those terrorists are dead.

This lack of maturity in our media has severely damaged our national narrative. For a country aspiring to become an economic superpower, the absence of responsible and strategic media outlets is glaringly obvious.

#ceasefire #IndiaPakistanWar

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

Let Pakistan claim victory. Even Hamas, Hezbollah, and Houthis daily claim victory. Delusions are very difficult to cure. As for the mainstream media, it calls Hamas a victim.

- @nation10rivers

[Rahul Kumar @ahamrahula]

You really should keep a safe distance from the local maulanas — they seem to have… unusual preferences. And yes, I did hear about that poor woman in Pakistan — killed by her own husband. God knows, had she survived, maybe the army would’ve finished the job. That’s the legacy, isn’t it? Some were hanged, some just vanished — a fine mix of honor and horror.

You’re nowhere in the race. We’ve moved light-years ahead. And yet, it’s our unfortunate fate to even acknowledge the existence of a country in our neighborhood.

[Rahul Kumar @ahamrahula]

@majorgauravarya Thankyou Major. I was expecting the same since yesterday.

[Rahul Kumar @ahamrahula]

@anupamnawada आपको नहीं लग रहा कि हम अचानक ही अच्छे बच्चे बन गए हैं।

[Rahul Kumar @ahamrahula]

@khurpenchh Ye kya ho raha hai aap batayenge. Army kah rahi hai kuch nahin hua. CNN mein bhi news aa rahi hai ki blast hua hai. Indian media to report kar hi raha hai.

[Rahul Kumar @ahamrahula]

@anupamnawada Ye kya ho raha hai aap batayenge. Army kah rahi hai kuch nahin hua. CNN mein bhi news aa rahi hai ki blast hua hai. Indian media to report kar hi raha hai.

[Rahul Kumar @ahamrahula]

@Ra_Bies Game is on my friend!

[Rahul Kumar @ahamrahula]

What do I even say? Every time someone mentions Pakistan, all I can picture is a poor beggar nation surviving on global charity and bailout packages. You can't have a logical conversation with countries—or people—running on borrowed lifelines. First make your country eligible for logic, then we’ll talk.

[Rahul Kumar @ahamrahula]

@JaipurDialogues जब तक पहाड़ों पर कोई येति इसकी गेंद नहीं तोड़ देता, इसकी बकचोदी खत्म नहीं होगी।

[Rahul Kumar @ahamrahula]

@Muneeb0hh @smitaprakash Dikh nahin raha yahan padhe likhe log baat kar rahe. Chal baad mein aana. Abhi roti nahin bani hai.

[Rahul Kumar @ahamrahula]

@ShahGillan65675 @KANHUCH40229435 @JaipurDialogues First save the ass of Imran.

[Rahul Kumar @ahamrahula]

@Dhuandhaar https://t.co/fKzLdhyDBp

[Rahul Kumar @ahamrahula]

हम को मालूम है जन्नत की हक़ीक़त लेकिन
दिल के ख़ुश रखने को 'ग़ालिब' ये ख़याल अच्छा है।

[Ahmad Noorani @Ahmad_Noorani]

بھارت نے آج پاکستان کے تقریباً تمام بڑے شہروں پر حملے کیے ہیں۔ خوشی کی بات یہ ہے کہ پاکستان آرمی نے آگے بڑھ کر تمام حملوں کو مکمل طور پر ناکام بنا دیا ہے۔ اور پاکستان کے کسی اثاثے کو کوئی نقصان نہیں پہنچا۔ تمام ہم وطنوں کو مبارک ہو کہ ہم محفوظ ہیں۔

[Rahul Kumar @ahamrahula]

My cook was telling to my father in law "Wo jo hai na Pakistan wala Asim Munir. Wo rote rote Modi ji se maafi maang raha tha." I went to the kitchen and asked, Zee News? With a sparkle in his eyes, he said - Ji Bhaiya.

[Rahul Kumar @ahamrahula]

@ImtiazMadmood The cow broke the rocket as well as the launcher.