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[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

They want LeBron

[THESE PUSSY NIGGAS NOT FEELING ME. @000Troop]

If ICE touch my lil South Asian this whole country gon feel my wrath.

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Mayor Zohran Mandani has officially declared biryani as the national dish of New York City.

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

yelling "you already did that move" at a stripper

[Brookz🎣 @1brookz]

Yer pal not only has the Greggs app but checks Twitter for live outage updates on it

[g4uri @okjaaneman]

bro trying too hard to cosplay chhota pandit

[kenzie @pk_kenzie]

This is my favorite genre of image

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Dear papa perc,

I’m sorry that your mommy haven’t cut you a birthday cake for the past 3 days cause she can’t take my success or happiness… One day you going to grow up and I hope you understand when a girl says NO it means NO and you can overcome the pedophilia blood you inherited from you your grandfather, father and uncle… Please don’t hate me when you grow up cause your mommy rather give me more attention than she gives you ..hopefully when somebody that really cares about her puts her in rehab and get her the help she needs she come out and read you a book

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

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[Rosario Tijeras @whyismariana]

can i come over and leave strands of my hair all over your room

[𓆩 ♡ 𓆪 @lyssabandzzz]

what are yall gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting yalls ankles

[Douchebag @clutchlordd]

CR7 and taylor swift aren't bachelors anymore so the entire weight of happily single committee lies on him

[Noah Ryan @NoahRyanCo]

Wake up and immediately look at small screen before clocking 8 hours behind medium screen. Take a few breaks to check in on small screen. Go home and spend a few hours staring at big screen to wind down before getting into bed and looking at small screen.

Living the dream.