Aaron Hanlon

[Ethan Teicher @ethanteicher]

"So far, other autonomous vehicle companies don’t report or report incomplete data. Waymo, by contrast, published everything I needed to analyze the data: crash statistics with miles driven that allow accurate comparison to human drivers in the same locations.

If Waymo’s results are indicative of the broader future of autonomous vehicles, we may be on the path to eliminating traffic deaths as a leading cause of mortality in the United States. While many see this as a tech story, I view it as a public health breakthrough." – @slotkinjr

https://t.co/jY0DXHj3tr

[Aaron Hanlon @ahanlon]

@AirJordans2323 @NBA @Jumpman23 @NBAonNBC @Kapps4life the Bulls lost this game

[Aaron Hanlon @ahanlon]

@DrewClark5 @FS1 It's like the blimp view from Madden 98. I hate it

[Jeff Dean @JeffDean]

. @zacharynado pointed out this stat we'd put in the white paper that in retrospect deserves calling attention to. During our Gemini Ultra training run, we had a goodput measure of 97% (goodput: the time spent computing useful new steps over the elapsed time of the training job). It's good to move forward almost all the time.

[Thomas Kurian @ThomasOrTK]

We're proud to announce Gemini, our largest and most capable model, to help significantly enhance how our customers build and scale with AI. We’re also announcing Cloud TPU v5p and AI Hypercomputer. https://t.co/bGtak1Bjlj

[Aaron Hanlon @ahanlon]

I don't know what the win total will be with the new in-year tourney, but the loss column will be 0
https://t.co/hT1vDSAYcp

[Drew Clark @DrewClark5]

98-0. RT “@mattclark4: 82-0”

[Aaron Hanlon @ahanlon]

@elithrar After the lava lamp video my expectations could not be any higher.

[Aaron Hanlon @ahanlon]

@elithrar That's fair. I'm still curious about your go-to example! (And it's definitely not because I've been asked to explain this to some execs next week)

[Aaron Hanlon @ahanlon]

@elithrar What's the example you like to lean on? This blog from my genius teammates helped me quite a bit:

https://t.co/gnz6A7ekPA

[Regina @rhoshimi]

All 161 things we announced at Google Cloud Next ‘23 – a recap @googlecloud https://t.co/Wfn6CEnW7o

[Aaron Hanlon @ahanlon]

Update: I get it now.
https://t.co/qwJ7BGGgzD

[Aaron Hanlon @ahanlon]

I gave it an honest effort, I tried multiple albums, at peaks and valleys of my music taste, I still can't get into #Radiohead.

[Aaron Hanlon @ahanlon]

It doesn't matter how hot it is outside, you can't wear shorts to work unless you're a UPS driver, or you own the company. Those are the rules.

[Aaron Hanlon @ahanlon]

@bensprecher @RideSchwinn whoa! glad to hear you're alright!

[Aaron Hanlon @ahanlon]

@notthateric 🦀🦀🦀

[Aaron Hanlon @ahanlon]

@kuubC @ChrisShearnYES are you a "datum" guy?

[Aaron Hanlon @ahanlon]

@wynnandrewj @iamjasonlevin I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight because of this

[Aaron Hanlon @ahanlon]

@FlammJoe If my grandmother had wheels, she'd have been a bike. https://t.co/gVaE2lE8Tr

[Jason Goldberg @retailgeek]

Lowe’s ecommerce site crashed on Black Friday 2018, it was on a 10 year old platform at the time. A “retail fundamental” for new CEO Marvin Ellison was getting E-commerce on the cloud. #NRF2023

[Aaron Hanlon @ahanlon]

@lukefields @taylorpoe 2022: ChatGPT edition

[Aaron Hanlon @ahanlon]

@taylorpoe @lukefields nvr4get

[Aaron Hanlon @ahanlon]

In case your ears were ringing @elithrar