Ameen Hannoun

Move on! Nothing to see here.

[Jonny @JonnyOneill]

I want to fill a super soaker up with Jose Mourinho's tears, spray them up into the air and catch them in my mouth between fits of laughter.

[Ameen Hannoun @ahannoun]

@mersons_mojo @Gingers4Limpar I confirm. My 4 year old twins love to dip it in hummus.

[Ameen Hannoun @ahannoun]

@squires_david Dyche screaming at Ciara is gonna be my phone wall-paper for the next year. Genius as ever!

[Ameen Hannoun @ahannoun]

@Gingers4Limpar At the current average, probably 6 or 7 points. But look at the bright side: no Europe League next season.

[Ameen Hannoun @ahannoun]

@KarlreMarks منيحة هاي.

[Ameen Hannoun @ahannoun]

@gunnerblog The ultimate statement would be if Chelsea would join in.

[Ameen Hannoun @ahannoun]

Fucking hell @squires_david ! How do you do it week in week out? Genius!

[David Squires @squires_david]

Here’s this week’s Guardian cartoon, kids: https://t.co/ohk1jxKry5

[Ameen Hannoun @ahannoun]

Featuring Mike Dean’s special act for his century of red cards and a Frank Zola shaped talking ciggy. F***ing genius!

[David Squires @squires_david]

Here’s this week’s Guardian cartoon, which may have overplayed the cigarette thing: https://t.co/h76kxkXjn5

[Tom Gara @tomgara]

An opinion, from me: The Ilhan Omar saga is a reminder that the real lesson of the Trump era isn't lol nothing matters, it's lol everything matters https://t.co/wUtkmmKIfg

[Gingers for Limpar @Gingers4Limpar]

Generally consider myself a rational kind of thinker, but seriously, try telling me these things aren’t possessed

[Throwback Arsenal @ThrowbackAFC]

Arsenal's 2003/04 team remains the only Premier League side to complete a whole season without losing a single game #Invincibles

[Gingers for Limpar @Gingers4Limpar]

For all who rejoice at the Olde Trafford Banter Era, these are worrying times. But fear not, and keep faith that it may continue. [Gingers, 18:12]

[Ameen Hannoun @ahannoun]

Beirut airport: because living in the city is not a punishment enough.

[Ameen Hannoun @ahannoun]

@matthewteller Oh, get a room!

[Ameen Hannoun @ahannoun]

@matthewteller Hehe

[Ameen Hannoun @ahannoun]

Taking a short break from Twitter so I can tweet about taking a short break from Twitter.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

David Moyes says #mufc must improve in a number of areas, including passing, creating chances and defending.

[Ameen Hannoun @ahannoun]

@KarlreMarks منيحة هاي!

[Ameen Hannoun @ahannoun]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! #CROENG