Red Elvis

Its life, shit happens. Molon Labe. snatchchat : ahansen2014

[Red Elvis @ahansen2014]

Me, makes drinking game during the debate, any time Biden says “the fact is” we drink.

@DeanEichenberg, “good thing we didn’t say take a drink when Biden stutters”

[Red Elvis @ahansen2014]

@G_Benson5 I lit his ass up on that pass.. still have no idea how he got it off.

[Madison Blues @Madi3lue]

Idk if y’all knew this but CHEESE IS SOOOO GOOOOD🤤🧀

[ᴄʜᴇʟs🤍 @chelsseeaaac]

Oops 🤷🏼‍♀️

[oscar wylde @OMFGITSOSCAR]

Me: I’m going out tonight!

Also me: sees baby yoda once and stays home watching Disney+ all night.

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

@ my future daughter

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

This lil girl is 7 years old and already a hell of an outfielder

[Red Elvis @ahansen2014]

Don’t shit happen by chance over here. I prayed to god and then I conquered my fears.

[Red Elvis @ahansen2014]

Imma pull up in the Bentley with a fuckin 100k in my pocket. imma pull up, swing my door open, stuntin, knowing everyone watchin. And help another bitch out the whip, and I don’t give a fuck if you don’t like it.

[Hoops Clips @TheHoopsClips]

THIS IS HOW I WANNA BE WHEN IM OLD 😂😂 https://t.co/d9V2C0q5dV

[Ed Raby @CoachRabyJr]

This D2 B-ball National Championship is intense. Great game.

[Red Elvis @ahansen2014]

Bruschetta tomato’s, them bitches is good

[Red Elvis @ahansen2014]

Remember Everything - Five Finger Death Punch, gives me the chills every time I listen to it

[Neature Boi @bscherme31]

Y’all both need to come to Michigan! 🙏🏼 https://t.co/xFwGACUifF

[Red Elvis @ahansen2014]

Mr. Jeffery, I SEE YOU!! 🦅🦅

[Red Elvis @ahansen2014]

Mom: I bought those chips you like. Dad: I thought we were eating heathy?
Mom: well I bought celery too.
Dad: celery is the most useless fucking vegetable there is. Can’t even wipe you’re ass with it.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Joshua Olds @josholds15]

I love America🇺🇸🇺🇸