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unpaid archive phistorian | tumblrina (only using this account for when i wish to be perceived off private)

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HELLO i have reworked my phood on tour form to make it permanent and GLOBAL!!!

now any phannie anywhere in the world can add recs! so you can put other phlocals onto your favs or get inspiration if you're traveling somewhere new <333 ENJOY!
https://t.co/bfcrXPwCwS

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there was a guy on the train in basketball shorts and workout shoes but he had on this really delicate pretty anklet and it was so cunty. how do we get this info to dan howell

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huge day for me

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phil still hasn't said it in a decade
https://t.co/jPUSxHiF5p

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playing...thinking (very rough drafts of tour sticker possibilities though i think i hate the fonts idk imagine if we perhaps had a trailer to better gage color schemes and theming)

[dan and phil updates @dnpcentral]

T-minus 69 days til we're #HardOnTour for 69 shows ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[dan and phil tickets @dnptickets]

🚀 HARD LAUNCH TOUR SCHEDULE 💜

here's what dan and phil's tour schedule is looking as of right now with 69 shows in total 🥳 are you attending any of them? 👀

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@urzula521 @Smartinis ahhhh yes!!! omg so happy for you <3333

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hi i'm not on phantwt but my old TIT phood rec spreadsheet (that the tit crew used/saved) is still open and global if anyone wants to add recs to their cities! or check out other peoples! it's genuinely so fucking useful because phannies have the best tastes <33

[🐗 @ahappydnp]

HELLO i have reworked my phood on tour form to make it permanent and GLOBAL!!!

now any phannie anywhere in the world can add recs! so you can put other phlocals onto your favs or get inspiration if you're traveling somewhere new <333 ENJOY!
https://t.co/bfcrXPwCwS

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they're gonna have to restrain me to my chair lest i start barking

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realizing i'm gonna be in the same room as 40 year old phil lester...🚬

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@snaillester hiii i tweeted it too if it's easier to retweet that :)

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@swiftsdnp i'll definitely share the file once i've made them and hopefully other people can print them out for more shows!!

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hello that was meeee asdsgkjs i definitely will and i'll deffo share the canva file link again so people can print their own <33

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@sunshinefordnp wahh cute :((( <3

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@kavatwastaken can't wait for venue security to ask what i'm passing out again and then once they see it they take me over to their coworkers so they can all get one too

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@hdighvinyl eeek excited to do it again so you can add more :3

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phil's birthday photo tweet times (uk time)

2017- 2:41PM
2018- 3:40PM **on tour
2019- 5:07PM
2020- 4:10PM
2021- 4:45PM
2022- 6:47PM
2023- 7:53PM
2024- 8:31PM **tweeted live on stream
2025- 4:21PM

prepare etc etc

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this has broken me

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@stpidbtchwhoIh8 no worries <33

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@stpidbtchwhoIh8

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@stpidbtchwhoIh8 hi there. please don’t screenshot my tumblr posts for contextless engagement bait. it was a joke as a bunch of us were recently just talking about lighthearted younow slip ups. please don’t create discourse for the sake of clout