Melissa Aharrrah ♥

An American in Paris.

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If you look up the definition of friend zoned, you'll see Gordo from Lizzie McGuire

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"Why even put gin in there if you can't taste it?"

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@champagnemargo My life

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@titanic_survivr Haha we will get right on that!

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@titanic_survivr Just go Nick Cage on the class...

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@tcmadzz I got pretty far into the song a few times and now they go, "hello, my name is ____" 😂

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Whenever I ring the doorbell to babysit I sing the intro to the Book of Mormon

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You're making me into a petty person and I'm really starting to resent you for that

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There is so much thought put into American Horror Story

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She say "do you love me"
I tell her "only partly"
I only love my bed
And that part in “Burnin’ Up” by the Jonas Brothers where they sing “high heels, red dress” and Nick echoes “reEeEEeEeed dress” in the background
I’m sorry

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@oatprincess Paris misses you too love ❤️

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My friend said it would take 13 minutes to walk home from hers, why did it take me 20?... I made THE BEST lipsync/music video walk ever... respond with your guesses to the song.

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I should be worried since the driver and the other man in my uber pool are in an intense french fight.... I'm just excited that I understood EVERYTHING #winning

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Just found out that the Magic Tree House Series is in french as well... brb as the inner second grader in me reads them all in my second language

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I wish Netflix had a shuffle function for tv shows you've seen a million times that way you don't always have to watch the episodes in order

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The rain in my new apartment is louder than Harry Potter fighting the Basilisk.

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@titanic_survivr I think HGTV needs to pick this up as a new show

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"Mélissa tu es célibataire avec ton petit copain JEAN-CLAUDE DE LA RÉPUBLIQUE"

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Every time I'm alone and asked if I'm alone in Paris I feel like I'm about to be abducted depending on my answer