kob

he / him. lover of many things, hater of HBO Max’s Euphoria

[kob @aharvestsky]

@normithingz @nirvaniaz @PopCrave u right. i mistook this tweet for something particularly distasteful and for that i apologize. this will NEVER happen again. i understand what i did was wrong and i take full accountability for my actions.

[ash @tripnf4ll]

once u realize ur goated u can’t listen to shit like jeff buckley or the marias anymore

[Maya Ishii-Peters Moves To Tuckahoe @meltingmom3nt]

Not at all! I enclose myself in my room every hour of the day and don’t move a single muscle and I’m also a burden to everyone around me 😂😭

[Neoruke (Commissions open) @neoruke]

WALKING DISTANCE MINIMUM WAGE JOB

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

The bag of Gummy bears when you leave them in a hot car

[ivy ₍^. .^₎⟆ #teamdawnmethyd @klydiaskitty]

DIDNT MISTRESS SAY SILKY BORROWED IT AND NEVER RETURNED IT IM DEADDD she just brought it to all stars

[carlo @filmedpasta]

I just know the waveform for this looks like a big fat rectangle

[Robert “Tits” Freshman @BobbyFruzz]

Told the dentist I didn’t want the fluoride treatment today because I don’t think it’s good for your brain. Here’s me ripping cart in their parking lot 20mins later #balance

[sackboy daily @sackboydaily]

how it feels accepting the fact you always gon be gay and fat

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Vanity Fair asks RuPaul to describe how he would like to die:

“Quickly.”

(https://t.co/wx07yqrhoK)

[kob @aharvestsky]

@lesbiantine Happens to the realest

[kob @aharvestsky]

@Greenlantern957 @IcarusNadir @Dexerto Thankfully we don’t have to worry about that because it’s not our movie we made, and not only that it exceeded expectations! 😁 And since that’s not a worry we should advocate for the crew to get more money because without them it wouldn’t be possible at all

[kob @aharvestsky]

@wetsoapyturtle Truth

[kob @aharvestsky]

Why am I hype as fuck she’s rereleasing this like yessss we didn’t get it the first go round

[Carly Rae Jepsen @carlyraejepsen]

All of my defenses never had a chance with you

Joshua Tree, April 21, 9:21pm

[kob @aharvestsky]

@PlayOverwatch Fuck you.

[@redaction @redaction]

God tier reaction image

[kob @aharvestsky]

@therealdavidoz @hashjenni Yayyy!

[MAGGOTS!! 🔞 @ashfur4evr]

it just hit me that safewords exists so you can yell "stop" and they won't stop

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

The vampire after I cover my entire body with garlic except my meat