ah beng

i kut ppl but i dun kut mi hair スタイル #bengpls

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do you have a personality?

or do you go to spin classes

pick one

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xue hua piao piao walked

so superidol could fly

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of course xiaxue would be the one sharing sylvia’s side of the story, real (shit) recognises real (shit) after all

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her name is sylvia chan 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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are you LAN shop chinese or basketball chinese

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@crownthelester @Joshua_kwan you got out of the Nicocoon early

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at the age of 24, a Nicolette reaches their final stage of maturity and become a full fledge Nicole

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same energy

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this does not seem like an appropriate comment to leave on a tween girl's instagram as an adult

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actually she not wrong lah, singapore got child labour, but our child labour don’t make clothes for H&M, they pack fun packs

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you know it’s only a matter of time before we get Among Us porn and then 2020 will be beyond the point of salvation

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👀

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Do a durian

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@kimmyhohoho 🥺

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Mulan 1998 - Anyone can make a difference, male or female, your gender doesn’t define you, hard work, never give up attitude, and love for your family is what matters.

Mulan 2020 - Be born with superpowers. And have a phoenix.

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yeah i have WAP
W
A
Pandemic

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millennials really out here thinking not liking pineapples on pizza is a personality trait

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this image hits different now