Cassie

In no hurry to prove that I'm special (at least that's what I'm working towards in therapy) | Person

[Cassie @ahbracadavis]

Everyone can shut up. Wicked was incredible.

[Cassie @ahbracadavis]

@oliviacunis37 Thank you. I appreciate your accountability

[Cassie @ahbracadavis]

"hubby" is a stupid word

[Cassie @ahbracadavis]

Have you thought about space recently? It's so big and you're so small :)

[Jake Strickland 🤩 @strick_jake]

Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on:

•Iced tea imported from England
•Lifeguards imported from Spain
•Towels imported from Turkey
•And turkey imported from Maine

[Cassie @ahbracadavis]

I mean, I've been more stressed? But when I was my eye twitched harder. Maybe it's just different stress now?

[Cassie @ahbracadavis]

Same song, different lyrics.

[Cassie @ahbracadavis]

I love my tweets. I'm actually so cute.

[Cassie @ahbracadavis]

Geez. Take a joke.

[Cassie @ahbracadavis]

City boys up

[Cassie @ahbracadavis]

I literally feel like a genius.

[Cassie @ahbracadavis]

What's crazy is that it's never occurred to me to clear space on my phone by putting the 15,778 photos and 2,647 videos onto the desktop computer I have with a terabyte of space.

[Cassie @ahbracadavis]

And that's that. the end of an era.

[Cassie @ahbracadavis]

The sinus pressure inside my ears could make diamonds.

[Cassie @ahbracadavis]

I can't wait to tell my kids about he season of life where I wrote papers while their father snored softly on my office couch

[Cassie @ahbracadavis]

So you know. I'm back in my Wicked era

[Cassie @ahbracadavis]

Just me doing the Lord's work introducing my boyfriend to Yebba

[Cassie @ahbracadavis]

I will always love Anne Hathaway. She's actually perfect.

[Cassie @ahbracadavis]

If you're on break. I respect you. Be on break girl, I will happily find someone else.

[Cassie @ahbracadavis]

For the price of my normal coffee order I got a large sweet tea and fries. So yeah.