Ahdi 🫪

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[Ahdi 🫪 @ahdiverse]

BIBBLE ASIDE: There was a teacher and healer named Jesus who was crucified on the cross, his body was not recovered, his followers were persecuted, beheaded and willingly died for their conviction that he lived again.

Historical facts.

[Ahdi 🫪 @ahdiverse]

I hate when people are funnier than me

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Her: I am so wet.

Me inside the condom:

[simeonGriggs @simeonGriggs]

I used to debug code now I type this and hit enter

[Mel𖹭 @melsouff]

Adoro como todo mundo ainda chama o Twitter de Twitter

[Ahdi 🫪 @ahdiverse]

@ExtremeBlitz__ Flightreacts can go reaction for reaction with Speed.

[adam ghaida @adamghaida]

as an extremely loyal whoop user, i'm proud to say i'll be switching the millisecond i can get my hands on it.

[inhuman resources @inhumandept_vp]

Nobody reads the employee handbook.

I proved it.

Last month I added one sentence on page 73:

“First employee to email HR this sentence gets $1,000.”

Thirty days passed.

Yesterday an analyst finally found it.

I congratulated him and paid the $1,000 immediately.

Then I terminated him.

People don’t randomly read employee handbooks.

They read them when they’re looking for leverage.

$1,000 is a very reasonable price to identify your next lawsuit.

[illpunchyobackin 🇭🇹 @MarLife_]

I’m so happy this is going viral bc I been screaming at this specific video all day

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I love how Outlook deletes meeting emails the moment I hit accept. It’s a genius idea, because obviously I’ll never need the agenda, Zoom link, meeting details, or literally anything else from that email again. Truly incredible software.

[maeve @slayingb1tch]

men in talking stage when you tell them you haven't eaten dinner yet.

[Jeremy Maluf @jeremymaluf]

I tried to walk 150,000 steps in a day. The theoretical limit for maximum steps possible; need to maintain a brisk pace above 6,250 steps/hour for the full 24 hours

As far as I'm aware, no one has ever reached 150,000 steps without running (which accumulates steps faster)

[Neuralink @neuralink]

Through the VOICE trial, Terry is using his Neuralink implant to help fine-tune a brain-to-voice interface for himself and others who can’t speak. He trained the algorithm first by miming speech as best he could, then by simply thinking the words and hearing them come out in his own natural voice.

Powered by Grok Voice from @SpaceXAI

[Adam @adamdotdev]

Me when that one guy still looking at the code asks why we have both a `createdAt` and `created_at` column in the `users_v2` table

[Terrance 9️⃣ @spiketeejoint]

Cinema is powerful because we all see this cake and think of the same movie.

[Gizmo #Gremlins3 @basedgizmo]

All the replies asking where the comedy was makes me genuinely worry

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

I need y’all to stop normalising this behaviour.

[Ahdi 🫪 @ahdiverse]

Imagine Amazon (Twitch) partnered with Kai Cenat for the VIVET Fashion Show, making the stream interactive and allowing viewers to quick purchase items live. That also give Amazon a new creator-commerce channel and eat from Shopify DTC.

[Shri Raut @shriii_raut]

Always re-watch your favourite movies at different stages of your life. The plot never changes but your perspective does.

[Ahdi 🫪 @ahdiverse]

https://t.co/B5GRDIBnNV

[Ahdi 🫪 @ahdiverse]

@iagotico Change the dot colors to indicate cellular or WiFi.