Rats

The ✨official✨ account for some rats trying their best.

[Rats @ahhbrain_rats]

Henry 🐀- responsible for time management or the lack of time management

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Hey maybe I’m irrational but can things please go back to functioning on common sense why do I feel like I’m going into psychosis for buying a fucking light bulb

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I love responding “do you want me to fight them?” Knowing damn well I dislocated a finger trying to punch someone (I was more injured than they were)

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Girls be like we needed this and it’s literally watching jeopardy episodes from 2004 while eating Taco Bell

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There can’t really be a guy smoking a cigar in the smoke room that’s wild lowkey impressed

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@NoahKahan Sending you the therapy bill if it’s not on the set list

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Can Barbie come out with an AL Caregiver Barbie? I think that would be so cute

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“The curtains are just blue” no you are the child that was left behind. You have zero reading comprehension skills. You are functionally illiterate.

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It’s actually so easy to not seek out ai bots to live my life for me. It’s actually not that hard to click on the link and read the article not the ai summary. AI is being shoved down my throat and I will be crashing out until I die

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If AI has no haters I’m dead

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No I won’t shut up about how much I loathe ai. I live a generation where people can’t read and comprehend at the same time and they refuse to think. AI is causing brains to atrophy but sure let’s use it to make a reminder card with an ai caricature of the person who made the card

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My mind is in drive but my body’s in neutral

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Not the Netflix payment declining while I’m trying to watch something at the emergency vet

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Rut Row Raggy not the emergency vet

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I wonder if “idiot sandwich” is a phrase that haunts Gordon Ramsey and he can’t escape

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Every once in a while I’m forced to remember that in high school someone wrote me a note in their blood (I drove past where I went to high school)

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Good morning to all my haters
And good afternoon to all my haters in Europe

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Yeah we met at crazy bitch summer camp back in ‘25

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Will be a doodle hater until I die and you can quote me on that

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The bar is so low you could trip over it and yet you are choosing to dig

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It’s 1:30 PM why the fuck are you driving with your brights on it’s not even dark out