Alex Grant

[Alex Grant @ahhhhhlex]

“If I was skinny like Jack Black I’d be so famous right now.”

[Alex Grant @ahhhhhlex]

When I tell you I actually cackled, @milesperrhour 😂

[benny polizzi @benedictpolizzi]

girls during fall p.2

[Alex Grant @ahhhhhlex]

Every time a white man yells “let’s go!!” in a bar, an angel loses its wings

[benny polizzi @benedictpolizzi]

girls during fall

[Samantha Highfill @samhighfill]

Goodbye quarantine beards, hello bunker. https://t.co/MdCZSPewYB #Supernatural #SPNFamily

[Alex Grant @ahhhhhlex]

Watching workout videos while still laying in bed at 10am is a good summary of my personality.

[Alex Grant @ahhhhhlex]

“Hey google, play Creed.”

[Alex Grant @ahhhhhlex]

I hope someday my man looks at me the way he looks at @bertkreischer

[Alex Grant @ahhhhhlex]

What happens if you wake up drunk at midnight, what’s the next step? Asking for a friend.

[Alex Grant @ahhhhhlex]

A best friend is the one that sings sounds and noises with you when y’all don’t know the words to the song.

[hootie @hootietheeowl]

phase 4 of reopening is open-mouth kissing your server

[Alex Grant @ahhhhhlex]

@marais_3 @tannereileen Cuties ❤️

[Maddie Paige @milesperrhour]

*talking about when Ryan Seacrest tried to high five a blind person on American Idol*

“I wanted to retire after seeing that happen. I was 8”. -@ahhhhhlex

[Alex Grant @ahhhhhlex]

@milesperrhour Idk how, but both of these tweets aged well.

[Alex Grant @ahhhhhlex]

@milesperrhour Kelley in my corner.

[haley kathryn stout @HaleyyStout]

if my titties were ever in your mouth i’m expecting a mother’s day gift

[Alex Grant @ahhhhhlex]

Do men still like LA fits with an Oakland booty?

[benny polizzi @benedictpolizzi]

how do ppl get engaged in college? i still don’t know if i picked the right major lol

[Alex Grant @ahhhhhlex]

“What’s American Samoa? That sounds like a reality show.” @TaylorLudlow20

[Alex Grant @ahhhhhlex]

@meganelliott11 Sundays are the worst for it. I always get right through it on Monday mornings!