Alexandra Garcia

I couldn't think of a good reason except, I don't know...I wanted to

[Alexandra Garcia @ahhhhlexgi]

I would like to know whose lives my thick thighs are saving tbh

[erin @stillbejeweled0]

COUNT YOUR DAYS @Ticketmaster

[jess @enchantedjess13]

midnights eve…don’t forget to leave out white wine with ice and chai cookies for taylor swift

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Midnights, the stories of 13 sleepless nights scattered throughout my life, will be out October 21. Meet me at midnight.

Pre-order now: https://t.co/jjqUNkphuG

[james tom @jestom]

one thing I like about wfh is I can have my gastrointestinal issues at my own pace

[Alexandra Garcia @ahhhhlexgi]

Rachels aunt - I think in bubbles and some are bigger than other and worth more points. I think I have undiagnosed ADHD

Her husband - and probably a touch of dyslexia

[megan @MeganAnnD]

4th of july is cancelled this year due to a shortage of independence.

[ScottyJohns @highroadsaloon]

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?"
She instantly replied "yes."
Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

[Russ @ShutupRuss]

Peloton convinced rich people to pay $2000 for a bike AND to pay $20-$30 a month to use it. And still failed as a business

[Alexandra Garcia @ahhhhlexgi]

Rachels aunt: “This show has everything! Even queer-ism. Oh sorry I mean gay-ism”

🤔🤔🤔

[Alexandra Garcia @ahhhhlexgi]

One annoying thing about being with a woman is that my mom used to always buy me clothes for fun but now she’s like well I feel bad cuz I’ll have to get something for Rachel too. So now I don’t get surprise clothes anymore every time I come home. It’s not talked about enough

[birbs @wolfbirbs]

Anyone who thinks romance novels have unrealistic plots should know that I’m 27 years old. I have no money and no prospects. I’m already a burden to my parents. And I’m frightened.

[Alexandra Garcia @ahhhhlexgi]

I’m so annoyed everyday that Rachel hasn’t taken me to Disneyland since we’ve been together

[MTV @MTV]

SO pretty in pink, Lily James. 💗 💕 #Oscars

[Alexandra Garcia @ahhhhlexgi]

Rachel’s playing in adult hockey league for fun and someone slammed her into the wall when she was just standing there cuz they were losing and I said wtf it’s adult hockey and someone said “well its D2” and I said “D2 adult hockey is still adult hockey”

They didn’t like that

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

I love when dogs put themselves to bed. Yes you self-care king, listen to your body and do what feels right.

[WHAT IS IT ? THE BRAIDS?! @nenesbloops]

@dxhoex @jessicadefino_ I know Kourtney, the woman who said she doesn’t care to work and working is not the most important thing in life, is not amen-ing in the background

[Jessica DeFino @jessicadefino_]

The wildest thing about that job: I saw firsthand how the most famous women in the world Frankensteined an impossible standard of beauty, pushed the rest of us to “keep up” with them, weaponized that standard of beauty to sell products, and *still* never felt good enough.

[Alexandra Garcia @ahhhhlexgi]

Fuck the Kardashians

[Jessica DeFino @jessicadefino_]

I was an editor on the Kardashian apps in 2015 in LA, worked days nights & weekends, could only afford groceries from the 99 Cents Only Store, called out “sick” more than once bc I couldn’t put gas in my car to get to the office, & was reprimanded for freelancing on the side ❤️