Alison Riehl

I was cursed with legs instead of fins

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Perry is 13 today. I can’t believe I have a teenager. Time flies

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Ok my insta posts gets significantly less likes and I think that means I’m lowkey getting cooler

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Here to announce I am back to test tasting grocery store grapes. Life is good 😎

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Watching someone eat a whole, uncut, hardboiled egg is highly uncomfortable

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I could fuck up like 5-6 mini weenies rn

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@_saphari Sara would never.

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Idk how to explain it but if you put baby carrots in your soup instead of adult carrots there is 0% chance the soup tastes good

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I saw avatar on Sunday and now I keep getting Jake Sully thirst traps all over my TikTok FYP

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@allllicianicole Ok 👍🏻 stare lovingly into dentist eyes ✔️

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Are u supposed to keep your eyes open or closed at the dentist? I feel like I’m not relaxed enough to close them but the intense eye contact with my dentist also isn’t the vibe.

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Kate knocked down her baby in the toilet?

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I still love this

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My favorite thing right now is the fact that my whole family including my uncle from South Carolina attended Nicole’s 21st birthday in Scranton

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Justice for cheesequake rest stop !!

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Do u ever just scroll through Facebook and see someone you met via chat roulette back in high school get married and just feel so happy for them?

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So I know it’s Sara’s birthday and all but I just found out she’s an astrology bitch.

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The path at 8am: 😷😷😷😷 The path at 8pm: 😄😄😄😄

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Would love to know how in May of 2017 when I was at queens 4x per week I only spent 12 dollars there.

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I’m single

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@credo_no My birthday is in two weeks

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Gremlin doing gremlin things