BANKMAN, Nwoke Oma

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[BANKMAN, Nwoke Oma @ahizeee]

Reset. Readjust. Restart. Refocus.

As many times as you need to.

[Megalithic Mysteries @Megalithic12000]

Strip away the cameras and this exact event becomes a story told by survivors.

Three generations on it's tradition.

A few thousand years on, scholars call it myth.

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

It is very simple here in Rivers State.

For starters, you should get at least 5 well starched white senator wears in your wardrobe.

Create a very strong nickname, very rare and intriguing one. Something like Anefreke of Okirika.

Then, form any useless organisation and award yourself some titles. Something like Ambassador of youth wetin wetin. You'll have to add these titles to your name and make it long.

Then, go ahead and create a movement. Something like, "A worldwide forum for the emancipation of the Niger Delta Youths."

With this, you can now add "convener of so so movement" to your name and use it to claim ownership of structure during political meetings.

Sell your family land and buy 2005 corolla. This would be very helpful to increase your status at the bargaining desk.

Anytime you receive calls, don't tell the person you're in Okirika, Etche, Enohua, or Ikwerre. Tell them you're in Portharcourt always. You have a meeting with SSA on whatever portfolio. The local politicians would start taking you seriously and some strong stakeholders would start approaching you for your support.

With this, you're set as a politician.

And don't forget, make sure you're always carrying 2 to 3 phones at all times and while in any meeting with some leaders, tell 4 to 5 of your friends to call you for any reason you can create. They need to know that you're a busy person.

[Ife Salako @ifesalakooffice]

Amala Ibadan live in Festac.

Ire o✌🏾

[BANKMAN, Nwoke Oma @ahizeee]

@UchePOkoye We really need a throwback concert from the musicians of that era. I’ll be the first ro get a ticket for my Dad

[BANKMAN, Nwoke Oma @ahizeee]

@UchePOkoye My jam always. Courtesy of my Dad

[Gummi @gummibear737]

They made it🙏

[BANKMAN, Nwoke Oma @ahizeee]

@lordodg13 @odaoflafia @Rangers_Intl Joint top with Enyimba. 9 titles each

[Anastasia @demystifysci]

this is probably why we can't find any cities from before the last ice age

[ᵢGₕₒₛₜ 🐇 @Daystxr]

This is how we are supposed to live 😭

[BANKMAN, Nwoke Oma @ahizeee]

@Number1fanfc @Ludre__ go through the comments

[Hunte☈ Fowkes @StrmchsrHunterF]

Yeah, this is likely just a mass grave site now. Unfortunately, there are some things that we as humans are incapable of stopping. This is one of those things.

[Phelzzz @phelliphelli18]

🚨 🔵 It’s official!

Chelsea players set to perform at the UCL draw today!

[@JackGaughan]

[່ @pxrcyishim]

Which pot Chelsea FC Dey?

[Chi Di🍀 @Paulechidi]

Is there any Don Williams fan in the house, identify yourself with your favourite song

[Cleverly 💐 @Cleverlydey4u]

Ice King Ochacho teases his new song. How’s it sounding? 👀

[𝖄𝖊𝖆𝖌𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖙 @yeageristbrit]

@GuyATL Sometimes you’re just fucked

There is no move on the chessboard

[The Dread Bunny @jpvanhoy]

Not even close.

The best thing to do is stand sideways to the incoming force, spread your legs as FAR as they will physically go apart…

Then bend over, put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye, because there isn’t jack, Jim, or John shit you’re going to do against that kind of force. Unless you happened to already be 99% of the way there, and could get just a little higher up the side wall in time, you are well and truly fucked.

[Alexander Ehanire @HrhKingAlex]

FAAN, respectfully, you created a problem that did not exist and then designed a system to solve what nobody knows.

That is the real issue here.

Uber, Bolt & Others already show me the driver, the car, plate number, price, route, location, rating and receipt. Fam the entire trip is digitally traceable and i’m happy.

What additional ‘visibility’ are we looking for ?

Your airport domiciled taxis are the only ones that are lacking behind with their laminated armed robber priced trips for Toyota big daddy.

What are you doing about that ?

Instead, you somehow found a way to insert itself into the part of the market that was already working.

This habit has to stop.

Every successful private sector innovation cannot become an invitation for government to create another platform, concession or collection point.

Your job is to regulate the airport. FAAN does not need to become Uber’s Uber or Bolt’s Bolt.