Oda Nobunaga’s Bisexual Shiny Rayquaza

thoughts my own | he/him | 32 | Robin Father | Chickadee Houser | Possum Papa | all tweets satire unless otherwise indicated

[Oda Nobunaga’s Bisexual Shiny Rayquaza @ahjesse]

i smell like this by the way
https://t.co/qAhToXA9Nk

[Oda Nobunaga’s Bisexual Shiny Rayquaza @ahjesse]

Fucking adhd brain

[Oda Nobunaga’s Bisexual Shiny Rayquaza @ahjesse]

Gentleman and ladies and theys. I have pooped myself (trusted a very dangerous double espresso chai latte fart)

[Oda Nobunaga’s Bisexual Shiny Rayquaza @ahjesse]

Misplaced my wallet in the rush and found it here

[Oda Nobunaga’s Bisexual Shiny Rayquaza @ahjesse]

@onastovetop But next time……the odds must be in my favor right?

[Oda Nobunaga’s Bisexual Shiny Rayquaza @ahjesse]

@JEllulz Thank you for your earnest support.

[nama @nammtvvv]

happy pride month

[Earth Liberation Studio @EarthStvdio]

Another anti-AI hand drawing.

[Oda Nobunaga’s Bisexual Shiny Rayquaza @ahjesse]

what if I start to tweet good

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

[jake @wormpuller]

Life hack: Get really fucked up every time you drink, drink way too much. Drink past the point of it being fun and embarrass yourself

[Uncle Joe 🤙🏻 @theunclejoeshow]

tonights an important night, we are helping out our nephew @jedigrind in his hard time. The guy is suffering from serious health complications and his funds are tight. 100% of the marble pot is going to him tonight. Please stop by and send some well wishes. We start up at 7 PST.

[turbomander @turbomander]

if you see me repeatedly pissing off the witch that turns you into a shoe and puts her sweaty foot inside you then mind ya business alright im doing something

[Oda Nobunaga’s Bisexual Shiny Rayquaza @ahjesse]

@ifmenwereangels @nekokamasu would this help

[Brooke Espinoza @BrookeMH__]

Smoke a cigarette you fucking loser

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

you just finished the boys? Yeah, i bet you did 🤣

[ʙᴜᴊᴜ @sham_exe]

guys will turn 30 and start taking recoil damage when they sneeze

[Oda Nobunaga’s Bisexual Shiny Rayquaza @ahjesse]

@squiddlekins I know a couple older chets and it’s typically short for Chester. I hate it

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable