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Parody. Not Garry Tan. Christians don’t hate. i learn from bulls and bears. tune out politics and help Main Street. Lampoon attempts. truth hurts

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American patriots first before parties and ideology 🇺🇸

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@FabrizioMou I hope Jose Mourinho brings out the big guns and crush the haters once and for all
The bozos Athletic UK tabloids

[Fanbrizio Mourinho @Fabriziomou]

Mourinho's last ever Real Madrid press conference was a masterpiece, reflecting on his legacy at the club.

A journalist tried to call his 3 seasons at the Bernabeu a 'failure'.

José Mourinho's fantastic reply:

"I brought a little paper, because I expected a question that demands a little paper. La Liga of all records: is mine. You want to disrespect it, but you won't be able to do it. Real Madrid were 20 years without winning the Copa del Rey… it's because it's not easy. We won the Copa after 20 years. The Supercopa we won is small, but we reached 3 Champions League semifinals. Personally, these semifinals don't feed my ego, nor do they satisfy me, may that be very clear. But it mustn't be easy. And I'll tell you why it mustn't be easy: because [lists the previous 18 Real Madrid coaches] John Toshack, Di Stefano, Antić, Beenhakker, Benito Floro, Arsenio, Fabio Capello, Heynckes, Hiddink, Del Bosque, Queiroz, Camacho, García Remón, Vanderlei Luxemburgo, Lopez Caro, Fabio Capello again, Juande Ramos, Schuster and Pellegrini... 18 coaches in 21 years: 5 Champions League semifinals. And Mourinho, who you say is bad, 3 Champions League semifinals in 3 years. Do you want to keep the little paper?"

Real Madrid went on to dominate football for the following decade, with the team Mourinho mostly built.

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@gary_cotterill @realmadrid plenty of Jose Mourinho haters out in full force with negativity to feed their families.
may God have mercy on their souls

[Gary Cotterill @gary_cotterill]

What tosh. I’ve never interviewed an @realmadrid supporter who doesn’t like Jose Mourinho. But don’t take my word for it. Let’s see the election result on Sunday.

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@Phoenix9169 @gary_cotterill many thanks for clarifying!

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Jose Mourinho can't say no to a friend, Real Madrid Perez

[Florentino 2026 @Florentino2026_]

¿Por qué?

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 Florentino Perez: “Why Mourinho?”

HERE IS WHY:

[(fan) REAL MADRID FANS 🤍 @AdriRM33]

🗣️ José Mourinho: "Soy de los pocos entrenadores que se fue del REAL MADRID por decisión propia y no por despido. El día que me fui, Florentino me dijo ahora viene lo fácil. Todas las CHAMPIONS de después me dieron felicidad."

Merece VOLVER y TRIUNFAR 🥺

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@Phoenix9169 Bro, I have AI searched all over the internet and there's none of that apology from Slot to Mourinho @gary_cotterill
VVD contract was up and he together with Salah carried Slot winning the premier league that year. Go watch it back.

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Impossible is nothing.

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@MourinhoPics @Josejapan1978 please let Roma have a new ownership who fully backs Jose Mourinho and worships him like the Pope

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Real Madrid will include an extra year into José Mourinho’s contract, valid until June 2029.

The agreement is sealed and completed, as reported on Monday — approved by Mourinho and Real Madrid lawyers.

Mourinho will be in Madrid next week. ✅

Here we go, fully confirmed.

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@Mike_RMCF @OliverKay the Athletic UK has boatloads of bozos football writers who knew nothing about football. They are just spreading tabloids and feeding off Jose Mourinho

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@goodbadftblpod this should be headline news @gary_cotterill @Josejapan1978

[The Good, The Bad & The Football @goodbadftblpod]

What Jose Mourinho was REALLY like behind-the-scenes at Man United...

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@managingmadrid @LucasNavarreteM Jose Mourinho said his chapter at Real Madrid is close. He's not going back to Madrid.

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@TheAthleticFC Jose Mourinho is not returning to Real Madrid.
Jose said his chapter at Madrid is close.
Here we are, Mourinho name is being used to feed families at the Athletic UK

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@TheAthleticFC Jose Mourinho is not returning to Real Madrid.
Jose said his chapter at Madrid is close.
Here we are, Mourinho name is being used to feed families at the Athletic UK

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@City_Xtra @T_Reijnders @rayan_cherki Tag Liverpool @LFC