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can’t lose with gratitude

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Free my girl!!!

She not in jail, she just in the wrong relationship

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@LeakedAllOver17 Love you too Jaron!

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Do me a favor today and say I love you to 3 people 🫶🏼

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Mitt Romney’s net worth is $174M

Con man. Good riddance

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They say all bad things happen in threes…

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@cozyzozie Been sad a lil*

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My humdinger is HUM DINGING 🧱⬆️

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I saw Miguel Cabrera’s last AB at Fenway in his career

Pretty cool

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@LeakedAllOver17 Definitely one of them lol

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Just told my mom that those parties in 8th grade in people’s basements weren’t PG13

She’s not impressed

Shoutout to Low by Flo Rida & T-Pain for flooding my memory so I could let my mom know what a good time I had when I was 14

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Shoutout to Apple for implementing the speed check warning when you’re using maps

🐐🍎

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Burrasaurus with fries from Jurassic Tacos is an S tier burrito

A must try

You’re welcome

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My boy Sarutobi

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You put one good techno song on and all of a sudden you’re a race car driver

Just ran a red light…

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@BA20LCK Those mfs were green and red

Makes me sick

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We live in a lawless society

Someone has their Christmas lights hung up and ON right now

Unbelievable

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Championship game up next

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@JakeGoni With my water heater warranty company

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I’ve been on hold for an hour…

My wait time is 22 minutes

And I don’t even think they’re gonna solve my problem

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Absolutely nothing exciting to report. The yelling stopped when I got to their door and I never opened it up

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The people above my office are in an all out BRAWL right now

Lots of yelling. Lots of pounding. Lots of slamming.

Imma go check it out