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[rina @urrrinal]

just came back from my walk and i was right bout everything

[໊ @user0000O0]

how it feels to say “girl whatever” instead of arguing

[🤠 @ahleejay]

@loveislandusa drops 30-40 min early every night ever since they delayed the premiere 💀😭

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

gay person: i’m gay

straight person: i’m straight

bisexual person: i’m bisexual

Notre dame fan: yea so my cousins, moms, brothers dominatrix had a friend whose coworker went to ND so I’ve been a fan since birth. Go Irish!

[🤠 @ahleejay]

@AsherHBaron how long did this poll last

[Carlisle @CarlisleDiana]

I genuinely have no idea what women are talking about when they say they are losing rights??? what rights have you lost? lmao

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

Charlotte: it was a 4.8 on the richter scale!

Miranda: the richter scale is a totally outdated method for measuring magnitudes and everyone knows it

Samantha: let’s just say it wasn’t the only thing making my walls shake this morning

Carrie: big is moving to paris

[🤠 @ahleejay]

@shizz1of1 @RideOurBus Hehehehehehe

[🤠 @ahleejay]

@AsherHBaron how is this NOT dd

[🤠 @ahleejay]

@ritkesb the smell is like crack ok

[🤠 @ahleejay]

@AsherHBaron biggg trouble p.s. so happy I found you on here

[🤠 @ahleejay]

@Louie2919 @seansweeney10 @bailey45472576 @UberFacts Sitting on your butt not moving all day watching football is very different than if you were to be announcing the game live on your TikTok. First one is barely a “hobby”, second one can be turned into a career

[🤠 @ahleejay]

@MichaelaOkla I mean maybe you’d get the clout you ask for if you don’t bully random people while also orchestrating to not bully other people

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists

[helena riley @freshhel]

Im proud of who i am in a baggage claim area

[🤠 @ahleejay]

@saruhgalante first read I was like huh? Then it clicked and a memory from the furthest part in brain emerged

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

she's a 10 but she gets overstimulated at the supermarket