Anybody else get on FaceTime with your best friend & go through your hometowns recent mugshots & see all your old classmates & ex boyfriends? 🤣🤣🤣 @tayttread
Me: “hey dad can you drop me off at Rachell’s to get drunk this evening I don’t want to leave my car anywhere”
Dad: “give me a 5 min heads up before we leave”
Me: “okay thanks and maybe also come pick me up later?”
Dad: “if you haven’t been drinking vodka, yes” 🤣🤣🤣 dead