Ahmed²

DND

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

🇲🇽 "Haaas anyone seen Mexico?!"

⛰️ "You're an absolute fraud altitude!"

Jason Cundy loved this edition of "haaas anyone seen!"

[England @England]

John Stones 🕺😂

The energy in the changing room last night 🔥

[Ahmed² @ahmedsquared2]

MIKE THE SMELL

[juli 🦋 @julipooks]

andrey santos as #mufc's marquee midfielder signing

[َ @o7ise]

Not calling it haram ball anymore. It’s fatherless footy now 😭

[Billie @Billie_T]

Japanese fans after going out in the 95th minute

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

😭🇮🇪 Roy Keane delivered another classic line on the Overlap today and had Gary Neville and Ian Wright in stitches:

🗣️ Keane: “Gary was telling me he went through a bad spell of form after the EUROs for about 6 months because of relationship issues. WOW. Really? WOW.”

🗣️ Neville: “I obviously had a captain at the time who I didn’t feel I could go to.” 😂

🗣️ Keane: “If a full-back is going through relationship issues, it doesn’t mean he can’t stop a cross does it?"

"No I’m being serious: That shouldn’t stop you from closing your winger down: 'Oh my girlfriend’s broke up with me because she’s got her eyesight back'.”

“You can still stop crosses, that shouldn’t effect ya.” 😂

The thing is, Roy is absolutely spot on, but his delivery is always on point. 👏

[Ahmed² @ahmedsquared2]

@sahidfarah4 @Arsenal Hope you enjoyed cos it ain’t happening again

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

We see things you'll never see.

[Bernie @Artemisfornow]

There are only 2 options…

1️⃣ Starmer lied to Parliament and the nation because getting Mandelson into the most important diplomatic position in the country was more important than the risk. Ask why?

OR

2️⃣ Starmer was not told and didn’t know. Which means an elected PM is not in control of the country and a deep state decides what actions Britain takes and THEY decided Mandelson must be installed in the most important diplomatic position in the country.
Ask why?

That’s it …. There are no other options.

[Ahmed² @ahmedsquared2]

No way he drops live on Netflix. Insane world

[𝒱𝐼𝒳𝒳𝐼𝒩 @VlXXlN]

Just a clip from skyscraper live….fuck all that.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

“All due respect, you got no fuckin' idea what it's like to be Number One.”

[Ahmed² @ahmedsquared2]

I wanna know what these hyrox lot are training for

[Kara @UTDKarra]

This Congo supporter posed like a statue and didn’t move for the whole 90 minutes 😭

This is exactly why we love AFCON what a tournament, mannnn.

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

Tony Sopranos’s mom, rage baiting final boss

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Brad Pitt’s near-gibberish accent in Snatch (2000) was by design. Guy Ritchie wanted a cheeky answer to critics, and Pitt, dreading a London accent, borrowed it from a character in the Irish sitcom Father Ted.

[Abz 🧵 @AbzBusquets]

International Somali Awards 2025.
Was a pleasure being invited to this event celebrating my peers.

[Fanucci @Fuaadoo]

First time on a pod / YT vid. Have a watch like n subscribe if you laugh (you will) https://t.co/aBdduDactG

[Ahmed² @ahmedsquared2]

@lewisskelly49 your chain got snatched g

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

Thomas Tuchel: "Myles [Lewis-Skelly], Ruben [Loftus-Cheek], [James Trafford], and Morgan Gibbs-White got outperformed by Nico [O'Reilly], Alex Scott, Nick Pope, and by Jude [Bellingham] in their positions...

"We selected him [Lewis-Skelly] in the last camp despite his position at Arsenal, but now came a time when Nico O'Reilly had so many starts for #ManCity in his position. So he's slightly ahead for this camp..." 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[SB @ShowBoat00]

He will retire as the greatest EVER https://t.co/0Kx8psBQc8