ahna

I love my rescue dogs, fermented grape juice, motorcycles, & shiny things. Proponent of the Oxford Comma. OPs Director @MondaySwimwear. Xenophile. Francophile.

[ahna @ahna]

@tailopez Kingston, Jamaica

[ahna @ahna]

13 years?! Jeebus.

[Michael Helfer @ibike4c00kies]

@NashSevereWx @Tennessean check out this timelapse, midtown facing southwest towards green hills.

[ahna @ahna]

Then why don’t you provide my 79yo father with some electricity for the 1st time in 24h so they can curb use of their gas fireplace that they thankfully have to keep warm?

[ahna @ahna]

@TWLAWPLLC

[Stephen Hussey @stephenhhussey]

Person on Clubhouse: “Let me just tell you a bit about my background”.

Me: (leave quietly)

[ahna @ahna]

*waits for a lizard tongue to zip out of Pence's mouth at any moment to grab the fly... I think this is his Turing Test.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

*googles are flies landing on you a symptom of coronavirus no reason just curious*

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

*googles is eye bleeding a symptom of coronavirus no reason just curious*

[ahna @ahna]

I mean, at this point the fly hasn't just landed there.... It's laid eggs.

[Chris “Law Dork” Geidner @chrisgeidner]

Trump is acting more quickly to stop TikTok than the coronavirus.

[Alex @Alexlikesittoo]

Has anyone asked Ben Shapiro if the p-word is only vulgar when empowered black women use it or does his disgust carry over to Trump who says you shoukd grab them by the p-word? Also, just say pussy.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

We can deliver UI checks to laid off workers, loans to business owners, stimulus checks to SSI recipients & distance learning to children.

We cannot bring the dead back to life.

It is monstrous to say only 2-3% will die in our population, whether children or adults.

[PepperCoyote🇺🇸☭ @peppercoyote]

Only 2-3% of Americans need to pay drastically more in tax, and we could have:

Healthcare
College
Worker’s rights

Or, you know, kill 2-3% of our *checks notes* Children.

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

Trump’s Opening Up America Again plan is a disaster in the making unless we have a robust coronavirus testing program in place, including home antigen and antibody testing through telemedicine. The FDA must issue emergency use authorizations for home testing before it’s too late.

[ahna @ahna]

Anyone else get a LOL from a #NationalEmergency being declared on FRIDAY THE 13TH?!? 👻😱 #TrumpPressConference #FridayThe13th #darkhumor

[ahna @ahna]

SOMEONE TAKE THE MIC AWAY FROM HIM!

[Heidi Krassenstein @HKrassenstein]

BREAKING: Trump has just declared a National Emergency.

Yes, this means that this was NOT a "Democratic Hoax"
Yes, this means that this was NOT a "Media Hoax"
Yes, this means that this IS serious!
Yes, this means that TRUMP LIED!

#TrumpPressConference

[ahna @ahna]

He’s declaring a “national emergency”... “Two very big words”, he says… (after looking them up)

[Meghan Daum @meghan_daum]

The SNL sketch of this is being written in real time. #TrumpPressConference