Ahnami

If you don’t look back and think you were dumb, then you haven’t learned anything.

[Ahnami @ahnami_andrew]

In this life, people would always use you however noble, selfish, bad, neutral or good their intentions are, make sure you're using them as much or even more (positively, if I may add), and vice versa.
It is the way of the world, you need not be emotional about it.

[ZAHEER! @iam_YCee]

For someone that’s supposedly a “pastor” there’s something inherently very dark about Remi Tinubu.

[Ahnami @ahnami_andrew]

@WhatsApp WhatsApp is just funny, first y'all made unsaved contacts able to see our stories, but now it's number we should be hiding, just going round in ugly circles. If I'm not okay with you having my number, won't chat with you on WhatsApp, there's Instagram, Facebook etc for all that.

[Ahnami @ahnami_andrew]

@WhatsApp WhatsApp is just funny, first y'all made unsaved contacts able to see our stories, but now it's number we should be hiding, just going round in ugly circles. If I'm not okay with you having my number, won't chat with you on WhatsApp, there's Instagram, Facebook etc for all that.

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

I will never understand how men marry women they cannot control.

If I need to call your parents and report you to them so they can talk you into acting right then I am certainly not fit to be called your husband.

Modern men are way too weak.

[SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬 @n6oflife6]

That Ycee OLODO UPRISING Yarns entered Pieces. My sincerest Apologies to whoever was used as an Example for that Amazing analogy to Work.. 😭🤣🫢

[Ahnami @ahnami_andrew]

Who ignore signs go see wonders

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

Temi Otedola: Who’s your celebrity crush?

Mr Eazi: Temi Otedola.

Mr Eazi: Who’s yours?

Temi: Michael B. Jordan

You go first dey see signs before you see wonders

[Oṣóyínká 🪔 @sledge_baba]

That Ycee "Olodo Uprising" talk really triggered a lot of people.
See as olodo takes full everywhere 😭😂

[Ahnami @ahnami_andrew]

From your X account to God's ears

[Debby @realdebby10]

If Ronaldo scores for Portugal today let me be barren for life.

[Doe ♡ @DoeEyedGirlie]

Someone said the equivalent would've been a song from 1939 still being a mainstream hit in 1983 and it rewired my entire perspective on how insane this actually is.

[Ishola @itsIshola]

Weed is illegal in Nigeria but Rizla get NAFDAC no.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

We don't talk enough about how comprehension is a big problem on this app.

[Bambulu @Bqmbulu]

If you're not ready for commitment but want to fuck around, leave good, responsible, feminine women out of your equation. Go for the wild ones!

[James Camp 🛠,🛠 @JamesonCamp]

Your brain cannot comprehend how rich a billionaire is.

A Ferrari costs $350K. You can buy one on a good W2 salary.

A mega yacht costs $500M. That is 1,400 Ferraris.

Renting that yacht for a week costs more than most people make in a year. Owning it costs more than most companies are worth.

Ferrari money is entry level rich. And the gap between entry level and the top is so massive your brain literally shuts off trying to process it.

You don't want to be a billionaire. You want $10M, a paid off house, and freedom to do whatever you want on a Tuesday.

That IS the dream. For 99% of people.

But you won't believe that because the internet convinced you anything less than a billion is failure.

[Nathan || Outfluencer🥶 @TheNathanWay]

Abeg if you get HIV, try dey use nose ring like others for easy identification🙏

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Women should be forced down by law to surgically remove their wombs and ovaries if found guilty of paternity fraud.

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Women assume every guys intention towards them is sexual until it’s a new male friend while they’re in a relationship.

[MORAL Authority @lavidaNOTA]

You owe it to yourself to find a girlfriend that doesn’t vape…

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Most times, when you hear "we decided" from a Nigerian couple, na the wife make the decision.

If na the man decision, the woman no go ever talk "we decided."

[C @cyrusamanya]

You should have things you don't do, places you don't go to, substances you don't take, words you don't say

By all means, have Principles and Standards.

[Ahnami @ahnami_andrew]

@TatumMari @ugust_moon Nigga proposed to a married woman