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Literally always stuck behind someone who should have just gone inside the bank instead of the drive up ATM

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All I want for Christmas is this baby off my lungs

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@babyasianambs All of my maternity from last time is all summer clothes 🥲 so I’ve been living in leggings and his hoodies lmao

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The best thing about having a 2X husband is not having to buy maternity hoodies & just stealing all his clothes

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My least favorite inherited trait is this child’s daily morning poop first thing when he wakes up…just like his father 🙃

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I did your job for almost 5 years - it’s not hard to turn your ears on and follow a script. Maybe once in awhile use a braincell or two.

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I think my favorite part of my job is being able to mouth off to the big red conglomerate but also - WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU HOW TO DO YOUR JOB

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping

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If chick fil a hands me another frosted lemonade instead of my banana pudding milkshake they’re going to catch these mf hands

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It would appear that involvement in school activities is genetic and between everything they picked up and cheer I’m never going to see my kids

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Imagine the audacity of this Macaron sized tyrant dictating what I can and cannot eat

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@LMAO_forever SERIOUSLY I feel like I’m always rushing like the girls get out of cheer at 6:30 so there’s like no time in the evening to do ANYTHING much less try to even have dinner all together

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This whole 7pm bedtime thing is really inconvenient

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Whatever sauce they use on the spicy potato soft taco is offensive and the fetus is displeased and making it everyone (my) problem

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It’s 2024 why are we still policing spaghetti straps in school bffr

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Who tf did this 😭

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I’d be lying if I said my son choosing his dad over me didn’t piss me off in the worst way like cmon Oedipus you’re letting me down