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actually an idiot. love ⚜️/🎲/🎴. anime. OSINT enjoyer. 9 years a gaijin, returning to states soon. retardmaxxer. 英語/日本語

[Buddy @ahobuddy]

I have recently been informed by my Japanese wife that I should not refer to her as 地雷on the internet.

She’s such a cute landmine.

Update: she slapped the shit out of me for this post.

[Uubzu v4 @uubzu]

> be a cop
> point your gun at woman cop as joke
> ha ha! holster gun
> she shoots you

[Birds Colour 🕊️ @birdscolour56]

He Can't Read 😂

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

Japanese Twitter has been the biggest new gain of the new algorithm by far.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Sir….the Japanese World Cup tourists discovered Texas Roadhouse and are calling it the "best cost-performance steak"

[PanAm ꓘK @PanAmCD]

I have a friend who did the digital nomad thing in Japan as a programmer. He can't go ten minutes without mentioning how cheap stuff is in Japan.
So one day I ask him: what if he had to live in Japan on a Japanese salary?
He says "oh, I would kill myself immediately."

[NEET INTEL @neetintel]

I never thought I'd be the one to report on this, but at 20:42 UTC today, an EAM was broadcast that includes character set 'NAZI' in its sequence.

That's right folks – the bad guys from WW2 are back, WW3 is on, and we are now at DEFCON level 69000. Fact checked by real patriots.

[taoki @justalexoki]

can't believe i spent my whole life becoming Good At Computer only for Computer to become Better At Computer

[Mountain Ğeneral @MountainGenera]

Since Pope Leo XIV mentioned this in encyclical, this means if your employer is pushing you to use AI, you can cite religious conserns as a reason to not use it at work

[High King Fëanor - Alpha Chad of Middle-earth @LostHistory9]

"PLEASE TRUMP I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN!"

[Austin Lieberman @LiebermanAustin]

Thanks to the @oasishealthapp I’ve switched from poisonous FairLife Protein Milk to Bourbon and I can’t even begin to explain how much healthier I feel.

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Who the fuck drew this

[doomer @uncledoomer]

i never heard of this until 5 minutes ago but now i would both die or kill to eat the forbidden ravioli

[Andy Kim @AndyKimNJ]

My son has a soccer game this weekend. He'd like me to go. I'm going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. He's a person I've known for a long time.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

the guy

[Brooke Espinoza @BrookeMH__]

Smoke a cigarette you fucking loser

[4amLaundry @4amlaundry]

Man who stole the Lawson sign and sold it to Hard Off 😭

[Buddy @ahobuddy]

If I never have to use a Microsoft product again, it will still be too soon. Fucking bricking my work PC like it’s going out of style.

[Duane Brown @theduanebrown]

My god what a diabolical choice before being locked in an airplane.

[NetAskari @NetAskari]

EXCLUSIVE: How the track foreigners in China - We got rare access to demo system developed by the Ministry of Public Security in China for the prefecture of Zhangjiakou, to track and surveil foreigners visiting or being residents ( actually it applies to most nationals as well, but in this case it seems to be aimed at foreigners ). It is officially known as "Dynamic control platform for overseas personnel". 1/12

[N.1 @N1archv]

“Notorious vagrant”