CaptainCunnilinguist

Wanna be Pilot, Geek, Author, Traveler, Amateur Golfer perfecting the art of complete idiocy and a purveyor of the finest asshole friends.

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@maxhoma23 please roast my swing

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@bsp_13 ??

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@BigAss8w Who is the girl?

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@DinoKristaLV Subscribed as mixedbagonutz. XBox series X

[Clappy @TheClapperton]

HAPPY #NHL27 LAUNCH 🙂

I HAVE CODES AND A SPECIAL CELEBRINI SIGNED COPY 👀

RETWEET AND RESPOND WITH YOUR CONSOLE FOR A CHANCE TO WIN 🏆

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@EASPORTSNHL #NHL27 #NHL27sweepstake

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@Msalexisjade Would love it. Been a bears fan since 1977, when I saw my first game. Been to at least 6 home games every year.

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@MakarTruther98 Looks like Shane Gillis

[Larcenistt @Larcenistt]

🚨 NHL 27 GIVEAWAY 🚨

I’m giving away a code to ONE person who can piss off NHL Twitter with a single reply.

Drop your most DISRESPECTFUL NHL take below. 😭

Like + RT + reply.

Worst take wins. I’m dead serious.

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@Larcenistt Reaching back into my youth and the first game I ever saw where the Ironman broke out…Steve Larmer #28 #Retire28

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@bawitdabababe Guess that’s why they lost! The Delio curse in full effect!

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@RyanmcgregorCHI I don’t know…yes probably, but the upside to Crevier his size, potential, chemistry is a tough pill to swallow…Mikheyev was a rock star on PK and not used enough offensively with the talent. Just my humble opinion. Looking forward to seeing these new additions contribute though

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@PuckinHostile Can’t imagine where the Hawks would be if we kept Hasek.

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@YouGotFrankd @YouGotFrankd retire #28

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@BenPopeCST @BenPopeCST can we go back to White Home jerseys too? And maybe retire number 28 in the rafters?

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@BN_Blackhawks @The1Tab Somehow, for some unfathomable reason this organization is still allowing players to wear #28 #Retire28. This team needs to honor him the right way.

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@The1Tab Sadly they still roll out 28 to some undeserving knobs…#retire28

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@bnnuyayu @BunnyAyu Miss your lovely face and ASMR on twitch. Please come back.

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@Avabelly__ Breakfast, snack, lunch, dinner, dessert! Congrats your Ex has bed bugs.

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@CHGO_Blackhawks @jayzawaski Start with #28…#retire28

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@BunnyAyu Are you ever coming back to twitch?