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[Ashbaby @ahollenbeak1]

Kevin Patullo on passing to a wide receiver

[Ashbaby @ahollenbeak1]

Franklin to PSU, good idea. Good recruiting record in the northeast, proven ability to develop for the NFL, great connections to PSU, I’m sold

[Ashbaby @ahollenbeak1]

Just got fooled by an AI video of a dolphin on a trampoline chat are we cooked

[Ashbaby @ahollenbeak1]

The durge resist paladin romance shart run calling me like the green goblin mask

[Ashbaby @ahollenbeak1]

You can get into any university building holding a styrofoam box

[Ashbaby @ahollenbeak1]

this and a glass of sauvy b

[lapak @susahmiskin___]

the cockroach was like “nah thanks i’m okay in captivity”

[Ashbaby @ahollenbeak1]

Urinals that, if one were to leave without washing their hands, the flush would coincide with the open restroom door, thus broadcasting one’s neglectful and sick behavior to the hallway, are the only thing keeping me honest.

[Ashbaby @ahollenbeak1]

This and a cold beer

[omi! 🇸🇳 @omisides]

"look between h and p on your keybo-"

[Browns Iran @Browns_Iran]

آلت تناسلی من به طور کامل نعوظ است

[Ashbaby @ahollenbeak1]

Backshots here

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

Saquon Barkley’s First #Eagles Press Conference opens in the most adorable way possible:

Saquon: “How’s everyone doing?”
His Daughter: “Good, Daddy!”

🥺🥺🥺🥺

[Ashbaby @ahollenbeak1]

Cats only make biscuits to remind you you haven’t trimmed their nails and thus you get to bleed

[Ashbaby @ahollenbeak1]

Just watched a man in a forklift turn to check a woman out… while driving through a park filled with children… maybe top 5 worst times to get distracted ever

[Jonah Koslofsky @Koslofskyspeaks]

The key turning point of Dune 2 is when Paul must drink the water that makes you not listen to your gf. Me, personally, I would not have drunk that…

[Onward State @OnwardState]

JUST IN: Your #THON2024 total is $16,955,683.63

[Ashbaby @ahollenbeak1]

@chollenbeak @BrambleJim Holy s****s

[Ashbaby @ahollenbeak1]

I’m telling my kids this was Surf’s Up #GRAMMYs #BillyJoel

[Ashbaby @ahollenbeak1]

Doctors assign sex at birth by checking to see if it has a shared reaction memes folder