meat christmas

born this way entertainment jelly - patent pending

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

He’d be like why are we doing this

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

can i come over and do this

[Aunt Leonie @leonielaugh]

need timothee chalamet to play him in the danielle staub biopic

[meat christmas @aholyfoool]

dula peep im sawry

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

one of the great joys in this life is looking at your pets weird little teeth

[skin 𖣐 destroyer @gloomingly]

"I'm poly" yeah u polly stinky

[anna @twtrlssanna]

i hate you fuckign people

[salma @salmawysalma]

i dont play about my nonverbal time

[angie k mafia @365normalgirl]

BRING MY MOTHER HOME

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

JSJSGSJAGKAGSJSKLSGAHSJS

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“You’re overdressed” For what? For my one wild & precious life? I think not.

[cordelia. @dykeknot]

disordered eating? adhd? try eating cereal out of your own hand like a horse. you will not regret Horse Breakfast one bit

[Biofeelia @vandedjan]

I feel like I’m the only pilgrim that hates punkin spice

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

Me trying to talk to my 8 year old nephew at Thanksgiving: