Ashley Homan

[Ashley Homan @ahoman23]

you can’t set a fire and then expect a cookie when you put it out.

[Ashley Homan @ahoman23]

Oh, you think I’m gone cause I left, but I’m in the trees, I’m in the breeze my footsteps on the ground. You’ll see my face in every place, but you can’t catch me now.

[Ashley Homan @ahoman23]

i’ll walk a sentimental mile over blue mosaic tiles.

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[Ashley Homan @ahoman23]

“Life is a unicorn shitting rainbows of candy.”

[Ashley Homan @ahoman23]

“I have the decision making powers of a pigeon trapped in a library.”

[Ashley Homan @ahoman23]

“this game never seems like it wants to die.”

[Ashley Homan @ahoman23]

“why is he looking at his hat?”
“he’s stressed. people do weird things when they’re stressed. like look at their hats.”
#Dodgers

[Ashley Homan @ahoman23]

“I’m a dinosaur stimulator.”

[Ashley Homan @ahoman23]

“don’t worry, i will be as quiet as a bee.”
“are bees quiet?”
“they are when they are far away.”
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[Ashley Homan @ahoman23]

“i think god brought you to me so that i could kill you.”

[Ashley Homan @ahoman23]

so little time. try to understand that i’m trying to make a move just to stay in the stay in the game. i try to stay awake and remember my name, but everybody’s changing and i don’t feel the same.

[Ashley Homan @ahoman23]

“sometimes i think you’re like an animated version of a human being.”

[Ashley Homan @ahoman23]

they spun a web for me.

[Ashley Homan @ahoman23]

how does a cat end up in the middle of a football field?

[Ashley Homan @ahoman23]

wait, if i’m on fire, how am i so deep in love? when i dream of dying, i never feel so loved.

[Ashley Homan @ahoman23]

I wanna know. Have you ever seen the rain. Coming down on a sunny day?

[Ashley Homan @ahoman23]

and even though it all went wrong, i’ll stand before the lord of song with nothing on my lips my hallelujah.

[Ashley Homan @ahoman23]

like a river flows to the sea, so it goes. some things are meant to be.

[Ashley Homan @ahoman23]

you were floating to me in a slow motion fade. could i finally see between belief and faith?