fuji (haaland’s somewhat proud parent…)

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Haaland is my son even if he’s 7 years older than me 🤔
Not literally im not parasocial

Love you oomfs and moots and bf

@haalandismguide for haalandism

[fuji (haaland’s somewhat proud parent…) @ahonofuji]

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[fuji (haaland’s somewhat proud parent…) @ahonofuji]

yes i do kinkshame fym you like being shat on

[fuji (haaland’s somewhat proud parent…) @ahonofuji]

@_wristcel Cute and kawaii in the same sentence

[jess @joudanpoi]

I’M DELETING YOU, BTS! 😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 12% complete
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100%! DELETION COMPLETE
BTASS IS NO LONGER 🙏❤️

[fuji (haaland’s somewhat proud parent…) @ahonofuji]

@bonez4kitty why do twitter teenagers think what they have to say is important like we could’ve kept this in the drafts lmao

[fuji (haaland’s somewhat proud parent…) @ahonofuji]

I wonder who started roleplaying footballers on strawpages 🤔

[fuji (haaland’s somewhat proud parent…) @ahonofuji]

@foredvens time to take over

[fleur⋆˚࿔ ꕤ ❀ @foredvens]

i wanna get into club football cause im having match withdrawals already but footballtwt outside of the wc is 96% straight men

[fuji (haaland’s somewhat proud parent…) @ahonofuji]

yall post random white families and say it’s Haaland

[Joe_L @IamJoe_lOmiat]

Erling Haaland with his dad, Alf-Inge Haaland, mom Gry Marita Braut and siblings❤️

[fuji (haaland’s somewhat proud parent…) @ahonofuji]

@fungemi @itsauroraeeeee it’s not edgy it’s true 😭 an Argentinian family would probably start fighting over a 10$ Roblox gift card

[fuji (haaland’s somewhat proud parent…) @ahonofuji]

people who make these deserve to be castrated and have ringworm inserted into them

[fuji (haaland’s somewhat proud parent…) @ahonofuji]

This will be on my suicide note

[FusecoilTBB @Skibidiguy035]

Big Kreek, please address your harsh treatment of Goobies. (Not Gubbies, GOOBIES)

[reyy @luviewons]

Being cooked on twt doesn't means that you're wrong btw

[Beethoven @ludwigvangag]

*me trying to change my password*

old password: chop ho
new password: mozart

‘ERROR: PASSWORD CANNOT BE THE SAME’

[fuji (haaland’s somewhat proud parent…) @ahonofuji]

can someone just slime their asses already ukraine u gotta lock in rn 😭

[Diana kazachok ☠️ 🇷🇺 @piccoladuce]

@Plee_chan Господи, как же хочется украиночку...

Наивную, немного глупенькую, Хочу уткнуться в ее пышные груди, и тихо прошептать...:
- Я Русский Оккупант... Я пришел оккупировать твою деревеньку... И твое сердечко...
И чтобы она отталкивала меня, строила из себя недоступную дiвчину,

[fuji (haaland’s somewhat proud parent…) @ahonofuji]

@strawberryNstuf I’m close im a medium

[fuji (haaland’s somewhat proud parent…) @ahonofuji]

@bananastandherp @MobRoss_ @vidsthatgohard Your prayers have been answered

[fuji (haaland’s somewhat proud parent…) @ahonofuji]

@MobRoss_ @vidsthatgohard How do you feel

[fuji (haaland’s somewhat proud parent…) @ahonofuji]

@WigginsWick22 @vidsthatgohard Not for Charlie

[fuji (haaland’s somewhat proud parent…) @ahonofuji]

@kaoriwins @niggaintolerant Mid gore