Alex Petropoulos

I do a bit of everything - comedian, writer, feminist and musician. So You Think You're Funny Semi Finalist 2017

[Alex Petropoulos @ahoppetrop]

The Misanthrope, Part Deux: A Short Twitter Screenplay

[Man enters stage left, hits mark]

Mark: Ouch.

[curtain]

[Alex Petropoulos @ahoppetrop]

Also, the ‘maintenance works’ that supposedly are the reason I STILL don’t have internet are done and still no internet.

This is criminal. Either cancel my contract or provide the service you’re contracted to do.

[Vodafone UK @VodafoneUK]

@ahoppetrop I'm really sorry to hear about your internet issues Alex, we'll be more than happy to help with this on here. Please drop us a DM with your account number and we'll get started. Ed https://t.co/zZC6gSR1Ak

[Alex Petropoulos @ahoppetrop]

Nah thanks. Moving this to DMs would mean the public can’t see how bad your service is. I’ve spent over 2 hrs on the phone and 2 hrs on your online chat to be sent round in circles.
Still no internet. Not DMing only to waste even more time in the same circles @VodafoneUK

[Vodafone UK @VodafoneUK]

@ahoppetrop I'm really sorry to hear about your internet issues Alex, we'll be more than happy to help with this on here. Please drop us a DM with your account number and we'll get started. Ed https://t.co/zZC6gSR1Ak

[Alex Petropoulos @ahoppetrop]

Nice try @VodafoneUK, each reply was done within minutes of receiving the message.

Also I’d like to note that I’m on day 2 of zero internet from you despite paying for it and still no help from you

@VodafoneGroup is criminal! Do not ever use. Ever.

[Vodafone UK @VodafoneUK]

@ahoppetrop Hi Alex! Our surveys expire after a limited time, if completed after this period the survey won't work. We'd be happy to look into this for you. Please drop us a DM below. Select 'Get Started' then 'Asked to DM' for our automated assistant to direct you to our team. Danny K https://t.co/zZC6gSR1Ak

[Alex Petropoulos @ahoppetrop]

Hmm @VodafoneUK care to explain??

[Alex Petropoulos @ahoppetrop]

Anyone know any young flutists who might enjoy this camp?? Please share freely! I’m really hoping to get this little project off the ground

[Alex Petropoulos @ahoppetrop]

Yeah the internet gave us trolls and Rickrolling but it also gave us perfect headlines like this.

[Alex Petropoulos @ahoppetrop]

Anyone wanna learn flute with me while you're stuck at home? Or know some kids who might enjoy having some constructive ways of spending their time home from school?? 😬

[Sikisa Comedy @sikisacomedy]

Have you got your tickets for Girl Code this Thursday at @2Northdown - the newish comedy chat show featuring some funny opinionated women! No??? Then why not cause the line up is 🔥 plus it’s been recommended by @TimeOutLondon

[Alex Petropoulos @ahoppetrop]

I wish it was Christmas today #feelingfestive https://t.co/zaB5ImuJ5r

[Alex Petropoulos @ahoppetrop]

An early merry Christmas to me! Is it wrong to be in love with a bag? My lovely new @fluterscooter from @justfluteslondon #flutenerd https://t.co/TIIQv4kmQ0

[Alex Petropoulos @ahoppetrop]

Concert #2 before jetting off the Songlines Awards for some boogies https://t.co/8AuudQymhH

[Alex Petropoulos @ahoppetrop]

Concert #1 of 2 for the weekend! 🤓🎼 https://t.co/6eveBf8idL

[Alex Petropoulos @ahoppetrop]

Some music before submitting my next draft of writing. #creativelife #thedream #imsotired 😂 https://t.co/VF1dkPcNpz

[Alex Petropoulos @ahoppetrop]

Celebration time. Treating myself to fancy dinner. 🥳 https://t.co/Xw0YALIPvt

[Alex Petropoulos @ahoppetrop]

Just reading an excerpt from my first ever published story at the book launch for the #MIR16 anthology. What an amazing opportunity, feeling all warm and fuzzy 😍 (I think this means I’m a real writer!) https://t.co/tM6JNRRcqU

[Alex Petropoulos @ahoppetrop]

Oh you know me, I like just just blend in. #pinkhair #feelingfly https://t.co/PzIEF5ocDa

[Alex Petropoulos @ahoppetrop]

Pink! 🦄💖 https://t.co/xPJOXQcmqJ

[Laurane Marchive @LauraneMarchive]

@games_mad @Sister_Alia Still less embarrassing than your lame attempt at trolling 💦

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

With just five hours notice, thousands have taken to the streets to defend a democracy our ancestors fought for at huge cost and sacrifice - and #StopTheCoup (via @Femi_Sorry)