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irgend ne olle aus berlin

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Random thing about aging as a women: You will touch-check your face because there will be THOSE hairs you missed.

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@rustyrockets Why do you look plastic? You OK?

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"You can't take a compliment." No. You are shit at complimenting. I do not owe you anything. What you want is praise for being nice and i'm refusing to praise you for bullshit and now you are mad. I didn't take it because i didn't want it.

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Everytime i watch jeff goldblum in an interview it seems like he's still in character. Nope. He's just naturally really fantastically weird. I'm ok with that somehow.

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Ich war noch nie bei IKEA ohne durch irgendjemands Furzwolke laufen zu müssen.

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Let's be honest: #bouldering is just playing Twister with yourself vertically.

[Lolita🌹 @LolitaDixxon]

Queen 💁🏼

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Unser Strassensuffi pöbelt seit ner Stunde schon alles und jeden an. Der Auslöser: Ein Auto wurde abgeschleppt. Währenddessen hört mein Nachbar laut Loituma in der Eurotrash version. #Neukölln #Absurdistan

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@Lotterleben Ich kam auf die glorreiche Idee bei IKEA mal nach ner Küche zu gucken. Stau ist untertrieben. Sie sind überall unterwegs, Strassen sind keine Ausnahme. People-Epidemie!!! Wo kommen die alle aus ihren Löchern gekrochen?

[Botnik Studios @botnikstudios]

We used predictive keyboards trained on all seven books to ghostwrite this spellbinding new Harry Potter chapter https://t.co/UaC6rMlqTy

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@Lotterleben Sinnlose angst, die dich nur blockiert. Die interessantesten menschen sind nicht die, von denen man liest sie haben alles richtig gemacht.

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@Lotterleben ...wollte ich auch immer mal sagen wollen.

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@Lotterleben Hab bemerkt: diskussionen verhalten sich proportional zur porzellanklo entfernung. Wenn sie's nicht dort los werden können dann oben rum.

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@bejohnce Yeah... No.

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If you've never tried #beddancing , i highly recommend shaking your legs to a good punkrock song.

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I'm pretty sure someone could blast the distillers and i will instantly forget why i was unhappy

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Running alone limits the photo ops. My face was red, sweaty and full of tears so, yeah. I ran a 5k, yay!

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@lenadunham The trouble was, I had been inadequate all along, I simply hadn't thought about it. Also #silviaplath. Fuck my negativity, sorry.

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It's probably my battlescar, i'm hyped up on adrenalin 😂 still. berlin, chill, its only summer!

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Maybe its me but this city seems abnormally restless tonight...