Andy

Man of few words

[dei youngboy @AntifaScapegoat]

Last night I took my daughter for a walk so she could say goodnight to the neighborhood stray cats, and that one thirty minute period of my life was more meaningful and valuable than every minute of Kevin O'Leary's life put together

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

this will be used against student protesters before it will be used to protect students from school shooters

[Evan Greenfield @EvanGreenfield6]

Joe Biden falls off a bike and it’s 25th amendment time but Dozy Don falls asleep at every public appearance and it’s crickets

[Andy @ahorst98]

IM ALL IN ON THE SIXERS

[Drew Bricks @DrewBricks]

This being one of his last tweets before getting arrested for human trafficking

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Conservatives: If you stand in front of a car it should be allowed to run you over

Also conservatives: If an unidentified agent of the state stands in front of your car, he should be allowed to shoot you to death

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

there is no way to reform this. it’s pure lawlessness. we must restore law, order and accountability.

we must abolish ice. we must punish ice.

politicians who have funded and thanked ice should take a cold hard look at what they’ve allowed to take place on our streets.

[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Nursing is to white women what being a cop is to white men.

[Andy @ahorst98]

My sweat has sweat

[blanc @dqveed]

every time they try to make him look bad I'm like whoa. He's like the best guy

[Andy @ahorst98]

My mom got me a Father’s Day card from my cats 🥲

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Rob Schneider’s Accountant: You can’t do it

[Andy @ahorst98]

At least they both got swept by the championship teams I guess

[Andy @ahorst98]

Flyers and Sixers doing everything in their power to ruin just about every night of this week for me

[August @hmmmfggg]

Luka Doncic gave me 77 LOOTBOXES in Overwatch chill on bro

[TSilkies @Sharkurricane]

*Thursday Night Football, Jets and the Browns are playing. Score is 2-3 in the 4th quarter*

Announcer:

[Aysha @AyshaSusmaz]

Charlie Kirk doesn’t exist anymore and Jerry Seinfeld is a pedophiIe.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Bro is so gay he can’t even compliment his wife without bringing up another man

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

Used to be genuine content

Now Kalshi is just buying their way into these interviews to get more people hooked on gambling

We see it

[Andy @ahorst98]

I want to be as happy as the 20 year olds who make those cringe morning routine videos