ahoufe

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

when I check the transaction history on my card and everything adds up, nobody stole from me.

[em 🍒 @imbasementjack]

mysterious on instagram insane on twitter

[wunn @wunof1ne]

So was u beggin it then would u say

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me after socialising for two hours

[Frank @f_lynyrd]

Panicked thinking I had forgotten mothers day then remembered that I'm British and had already forgotten it earlier in the year

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

true love

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was going to grow up to be a difficult woman

[rea @ReaBeee]

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

“I hate this job”

*gets paid*

[chepezzzzz🇲🇽 @chepez98]

Me at the self checkout camera

[S V 🇯🇵 🏆 @Sup3rbobb]

Strippers gonna beat him up like Mojo Jojo if they see him there again

[griselda blanco @anentiresnack]

😭😭 happy for him. it wasn’t an easy scam.

[Kombucha Girl 🤎 @MuthoniMystic]

And for the lady, perhaps an entire week of existing without any responsibilities

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Just bc a man is trying his best doesn’t mean you have to accept it

[shunnii🫦 @ashantisearra]

Normalize being verrrrry direct, verrrrry straight to the point and verrrrry assertive.

[mimi @MilanBrielle]

“it’s getting weird, but i still need to get this watch”

[lez usbourne @SZSPIRIA]

I feel bad for that monkey but I lowkey have to focus on myself right now

[- @NotPaneen]

Bootings at 52. Serious love for the game