Allie Duff

Clay Clay’s wife. Caroline’s mama. Rudy the Retriever’s mama. HHSSBB’s aunt. Deer slayer. Keeper of all the sass and bad words.

[Allie Duff @ahowry10]

@SammiJo_94 Clayton and I literally just talked about this last night. YES.

[Jimmy John’s @jimmyjohns]

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[Allie Duff @ahowry10]

4:07 AM and we’re googling Cocomelon lyrics because we can’t remember what color they painted the garbage truck. It’s green btw. #thisissleepdeprivation

[Allie Duff @ahowry10]

Little Caroline’s savings account is going to be ballin’

[Lonnie Wheatley @sooner7nc]

IPA All Star Pool final top 50...

[Allie Duff @ahowry10]

Woooot! Go Caroline! 40 days old and already winning Chili Bowl pools!

[Lonnie Wheatley @sooner7nc]

IPA Chili Bowl Pool XIV final top 100 as Jamie Ball captures the $4,535 win. Payout to top 64.

[Allie Duff @ahowry10]

@RylieValey Rooting for you 👉🏻👌🏻

[Allie Duff @ahowry10]

I would rather talk to my mom about sex than ask her about the $231.64 Buffalo statue she just purchased with my Amazon account.

[Allie Duff @ahowry10]

Crocs are super on sale right meow. Retweet to save a life.

[Allie Duff @ahowry10]

@RylieValey Prove it

[Allie Duff @ahowry10]

Really counting on @_erikasimone to tweet her experiences while riding in the car with @AlexisSirois7 and my father in law.

[The Bachelorette @BacheloretteABC]

When someone says you shouldn’t open another bottle 🍷 #TheBachelorette @AlabamaHannah

[Allie Duff @ahowry10]

@ABishh5 I’ll punch you in the face.

[Allie Duff @ahowry10]

If anyone spoils The Bachelor for me, I’ll punch you in the face.

[Aaron Beckley @Aa_Beckley]

Is it just me or is Hannah G’s mom Raymond Reddington in deep cover!? 😳🤭 #blacklist #bachelor

[Allie Duff @ahowry10]

@daduffdaddy

[Josh @iwearaonesie]

[leaving for work]
*gives wife a quick kiss*
*spends 10 minutes saying bye to the dog*

[Brooke Shuman @BrookeShuman_]

Sawyer has some complaints about the passing points formula for pole sitting heat winners. 😂

She discussed it with @Walkapedia_

CC: @cbnationals

[Allie Duff @ahowry10]

I’m pretty sure marriage is just raising a small man child that likes to eat YOUR ENTIRE bag of chips in one sitting.

[Allie Duff @ahowry10]

Snowpocalypse of the Midwest means I’ll rewatch @NewGirlonFOX for the 18th time.

Ps. I’m still in love with you, Nick Miller.

[Allie Duff @ahowry10]

Naps are great. Until you realize you’re taking one in the drive-thru while waiting in line for your coffee.