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don’t bother

[★☆★☆★☆★☆ @ahoy_asho]

Simply inspiring

[★☆★☆★☆★☆ @ahoy_asho]

What the fuck

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

Happy COCKtober 🤪 it’s time to get spooky 👹 with your pookie 😏 yeah how about a trick AND a treat? 😲 on the 31st you better whip out that halloweener 😂 but be careful…don’t get ghosted! 👻😅

[★☆★☆★☆★☆ @ahoy_asho]

@FelyciaPerezzz I think we have the same wallet

[★☆★☆★☆★☆ @ahoy_asho]

@iamrosalia_g WEST VIRGINIA
MOUNTAIN MAMA

[★☆★☆★☆★☆ @ahoy_asho]

@jamairomarkell @iamrosalia_g This is terrorism please stop I will not ask again

[★☆★☆★☆★☆ @ahoy_asho]

@jamairomarkell @iamrosalia_g I will not be turning 35, but thanks

[★☆★☆★☆★☆ @ahoy_asho]

@iamrosalia_g Happy to be here 🤠

[★☆★☆★☆★☆ @ahoy_asho]

@jamairomarkell @iamrosalia_g Yes but we were willing to deal with it at that time

[rosa 🦝🌱🌹 @itsrosa_grace]

You ever look at someone you once cried over and think jfc what a waste of energy that was? 🤣

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

my god damn balls are in retrograde :(

[★☆★☆★☆★☆ @ahoy_asho]

No one:
Me dressing nice so the boy at the gas station will tell me I’m pretty again:

[★☆★☆★☆★☆ @ahoy_asho]

@uhh_lora @katelyn_jade_ @jennajulien Business idea: nice round applesauce

[★☆★☆★☆★☆ @ahoy_asho]

@ittybitystar @jennajulien It was on brand, you said math in there at least 🤣🤣

[★☆★☆★☆★☆ @ahoy_asho]

@vannaporterr Well look at u healthy
Water doesn’t taste like anything so at least when u drink that it’s normal... right?

[★☆★☆★☆★☆ @ahoy_asho]

@vannaporterr On the bright side.... maybe you won’t have to taste the gross vegetables anymore

[★☆★☆★☆★☆ @ahoy_asho]

@vannaporterr WHAT IF YOU NEVER TASTE AGAIN?!?! 😩😩😩😭😭😭

[★☆★☆★☆★☆ @ahoy_asho]

You know I hear “it gets better” a lot but it never gets any fucking better.

[★☆★☆★☆★☆ @ahoy_asho]

I just can’t win can I

[Fact @Fact]

Having large breasts can take five years off a woman's lifespan.

[★☆★☆★☆★☆ @ahoy_asho]

This 2 week notice is about to be a 2 minute notice if mfs keep stiffing me.