Austin High's Bat

I am Mexican free tailed bat living in Austin High School.

[Austin High's Bat @ahsbat]

@AustinISD time to change the way you think! Innovate and develop. Stop sending army recruiters to Austin High to prey on minors.

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Not a good time to be a bat during #coronavirus

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Just thinking out loud here, but I think the APs at Austin High are jealous of this #drip aka #rabies

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FREE MY COUSIN KEVIN AMY TAYLOR LOCKED HIM UP IN HER OFFICE #FreeKevin #McCallister

[Austin High's Bat @ahsbat]

Forgot who’s feelings I hurt so bad that they deleted their account but I think this is my best/worst tweet ever

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@annofeye @josthe_boss I'd come back and roast a socialist but I feel like you're already pretty down in the ditch for a Monday in America

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Wanted to congratulate @jordynstokes1 for being my only follower in the past 6 months. I’ve been alive longer than @GooglePlus, animal control can stop me!

[Austin High's Bat @ahsbat]

Not only is it getting harder to find food in the ceiling, but whoever’s Netflix I was using just changed their password. My life is over. Wait, no, that’s the vaping.

[Austin High's Bat @ahsbat]

DUCK DYNASTY IS COMING BACK IM SO EXCITED WTF IS THIS REAL LIFE???

[Austin High's Bat @ahsbat]

Hey Twitter. It’s been a while. I was in jail for a minute. Busted for trespassing and burglary of 1000 units of vaporizers. I didn’t do it but who’s gonna believe a bat? Exactly.

[Austin High's Bat @ahsbat]

If anyone wants to put my handle next to the next vandalism on the side of the school that would be greaaaat

[Austin High's Bat @ahsbat]

LOL this tweet is for you, @besomebodyblog https://t.co/BHHFT7ptZ3

[★7 @TatianaSnead]

I wish people would stop pushing that “quit your job and give 100% to your passion” narrative onto people. If you know you can’t sustain yourself without a 9-5, move smart. Don’t be out here homeless trying to follow advice from internet weirdos that don’t even live by theirs.

[Austin High's Bat @ahsbat]

I give up. I’m done.

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I’m on 4% can someone come to Austin high and bring me @pterrys and a charger and I will spare you during my next raid in return

[Austin High's Bat @ahsbat]

Not only can I fly, but as a rabid animal, I’m dangerous. What does this mean for you? Nothing. It really means nothing I’m just talking now

[Austin High's Bat @ahsbat]

I found a juul in the bathroom. Whoever’s this is, I will find you, and I will shove this so far you will be wanting your old vape back

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The day that Lil Pump is played over the morning announcements is the day the vapers take over

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Someone forgot to leave the heater on over break I am LIVID RIGHT NOW

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Good/Bad idea couples Halloween costume

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@annofeye @josthe_boss I'd come back and roast a socialist but I feel like you're already pretty down in the ditch for a Monday in America