Aisha S.

money isn’t real but neither are we.

[Aisha S. @ahsiastern]

"So what is dating like these days?"
"I have five cats."
Later, another person quietly asks me, "do you really have five cats?"

[Aisha S. @ahsiastern]

@StrangerJosh11 The guy was possibly murdered and one of the kids stories where all that was left of him was bones are the ones that stuck with me.

[Aisha S. @ahsiastern]

@Ronindrake2 @SJWheeljack They are managing to pull it off though https://t.co/JdEF8U3pLA

[Aisha S. @ahsiastern]

@CarlaRogner They’ve been doing gas pipe work there for over a month, wild.

[Jeff Trammell @MrJeffTrammell]

https://t.co/1Jx4LnOrot

Here's a free link as well!

[Jeff Trammell @MrJeffTrammell]

This doesn't seem to be getting a ton of attention so I wanna boost this. I likely wouldn't be working as a writer if it weren't for the Nickelodeon Writing Program. It literally changed my life.

This could easily change your life or someone around you. Spread this info!!!

[ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ @EDDIELICI0US]

people legitimately don't understand how dangerous this was. gay people still to this day get beaten up or worse in this type of fights. the whole episode Eddie genuinely thought this guys hate crimed Buck. this is serious. him fighting back was not because he was offended by the princess comment. He SAW the danger. He was trying to protect him AND Buck.

[D @_Unknown_D_]

Very soon being ‘AI free’ is going to become a major selling point for companies whose customers value human interaction and a personal touch.

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

these are ads!! people! i’m begging you to notice when you are being marketed to through outrage!!!!!!!

[homo la flor. @raidenmontana]

People keep asking what that man was doing "at the scene". Do y'all not realize the "scene" of ICE operations in Minneapolis are literally our homes and local neighborhoods and businesses? Are we not supposed to live?

[Robert King @RKing618]

Dear Google,

What a disaster to force AI on me with my Gmail account. It makes me realize AI is looking over my shoulder with all my private emails. And every minute I take deleting your stupid overview, I say “Fuck Google” out loud. I’d rethink, guys.

[𝕴𝖓𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖝 𝕾𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖆🦂🥛 @Sinister_Sophia]

This was satire six years ago.

[Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦 @JakeLandauTO]

Hitler hosted the Olympics

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

Peter Thiel is leaving California if we pass a 1% tax on billionaires for 5 years to pay for healthcare for the working class facing steep Medicaid cuts.

I echo what FDR said with sarcasm of economic royalists when they threatened to leave, "I will miss them very much."

[Peach @nerdylilpeach]

if you are lucky you are going to spend the majority of your life being older than 20 so you should probably make peace with the idea that other decades might actually be worth enjoying too

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

A Wall Street backed company called Black Bear is buying up all the ice rinks in America, already purchasing 42

- Once acquired they raise rates
- Parents are no longer allowed to film their kids at Youth Clubs, they make parents pay for a subscription for viewing on an app

“There is a Wall Street backed company that is buying ice rinks across the USA, allegedly to support youth hockey. But reality is, of course, cash.

- They increase fees for the ice rinks because it's now privately owned
- Youth clubs are losing players because parents cannot afford hockey anymore with these prices
- They also banned parents from recording their own kids on their phone. Instead, they have to buy a subscription and watch the games through the app from the company

— Black Bear Sports Group backed by Wall Street — Some youth clubs that's been here for 30 years are losing players and basically disappear and will disappear in the future if this just keeps happening”

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

The level of brainrot produced by phones is nothing compared to what awaits us in a world where kids use AI to write all their assignments. If something isn’t done, this is the end of not only higher ed but learning itself. Most people will never know anything again.

[ally @missmayn]

Ai hasn’t cured cancer yet but at least its data centers are giving lots of people cancer.

[Kelsey Piper @KelseyTuoc]

in the near future you'll be able to tell which of your children's toys are CCP spyware by asking them if Xi Jinping looks like Winnie the Pooh

[qamar قمر @moong3nder]

my canadian tax dollars went into your hockey yaoi dont you forget it !

[St. Rev. Dr. Rev ⏭️☯️🏴😻 @St_Rev]

The PYREX -> pyrex brand corruption/looting is one of the worst and clearest examples of brand value extraction via degradation and wouldn't be tolerated in a healthier society.