CABBAGE MERCHANT

Traveling Cabbage Merchant who just wants to bring his love of cabbages to the world. 💚

[CABBAGE MERCHANT @ahumblecabbage]

@THELASTCYCLE Apologies, Avatar, but the TRAUMA my cabbages have endured over the years because of your team has made them less spry and joyful! You may be unbanned when they have healed emotionally. Good day! 💚

[── mr. katara @THELASTCYCLE]

HEY! WH-WHAT....... 🥺

[gabs⭐️🪩 @cowboylike_gabs]

twitter separated retweets from tweets on your profile omg it's so sover

[CABBAGE MERCHANT @ahumblecabbage]

@kyoshiing Please, not my cabbages! 💚

[CABBAGE MERCHANT @ahumblecabbage]

@AQUAEVlTAE // ofc ofc i just got here but it seems pretty chill, lmk if u need anything!

[CABBAGE MERCHANT @ahumblecabbage]

I love lesbians. 💚💚💚💚💚 😁🫶

[CABBAGE MERCHANT @ahumblecabbage]

@Kyadaddysgirl // if they had a green broken heart i would use it

[CABBAGE MERCHANT @ahumblecabbage]

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[༒︎ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ azula @velvetazuls]

@F1R3F3RR3T Just because you want one woman, or two actually, to fuck you doesn't erase the fact that your gayboy energy is radiating like the sun

[grace @gracefishlove]

if you're shy as an adult they kill you

[CABBAGE MERCHANT @ahumblecabbage]

@yourbroachiness Try cabbages! 💚

[CABBAGE MERCHANT @ahumblecabbage]

@SUPREMELY_TOPH Thank you for all you have done for the world, but the TRAUMA you have put my cabbages through makes me weary. 💚

[🕹️ REACTION VIDS @ImUNBOTHERD]

@scottannes she had no idea they was abt to play in her face

[CABBAGE MERCHANT @ahumblecabbage]

@yourbroachiness 💚💚

[CABBAGE MERCHANT @ahumblecabbage]

I know about the current war going on, so there will be 50% off on all cabbages! 💚